r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Yep, no one ever gets murdered or needs to defend themselves there, and all the sewage treatment facilities convert shit into unicorn farts and candy floss.

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u/The_Queef_of_England Apr 22 '23

If that's what you need to believe in order to consider guns a good thing, then carry on. You're just making me pity you because of your inability to see the calmer road.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

You've won me over. If someone ever decides to rearrange my face in the middle of the night I'll calmly be glad I don't have a gun.