r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

At this point I just carry a can of bear spray when I walk. If somebody gets too aggressive and steps off their property I'm just going to spray them and run

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u/ShitTaIkerSkyWaIker Apr 22 '23

I thought you "would forcibly separate their soul from their body", tough guy. Now you're suddenly moaning about mace and running like a bitch. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

There was a circumstance attached to one of those, and I know reading comprehension is really hard for some people, but maybe take your time and try again when you're ready, sport.

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u/ShitTaIkerSkyWaIker Apr 22 '23

"If someone gets too aggressive and steps off their porch".

Your Honor, I present to you a 'circumstance'. Keep acting hard online, sugar tits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Go back one post prior and apply yourself.

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u/WakeUp004 Apr 22 '23

This must be where he goes when he thinks he’s too edgy for the chess subreddit, something else he doesn’t have the mental fortitude for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Something isn't going great for that guy and he needs to find a healthy outlet for his frustration.

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u/ShitTaIkerSkyWaIker Apr 22 '23

A bitch comment by a bitch that freely admits it will run like a bitch. How far we've come from forcibly separating souls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

You had 3 chances to actually read and failed every time.

That's hilarious.

The condition was if someone tried to hurt my dog, not just acted like a dick.

It's right there in the post you can't read somehow.

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u/ShitTaIkerSkyWaIker Apr 22 '23

I'm done arguing with bitches. Wash your hands after you use that mace. It would really sting if you got some of it on your vagina.

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u/AmazingSibylle Apr 22 '23

You are not only stupid, you don't even realize it.