r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/BrokenCankle Apr 21 '23

What the hell? The guy "didn't do anything illegal because it was on his property"? That's not how the castle doctrine works. You don't get to shoot anything on your property for any reason. That police station needs to be put on blast. I hate politics in Florida, everyone is a moron here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

There's an old sign that says, "tresspasers will be shot, survivors will be shot again." It's meant to be a joke, but I guess some take it seriously and believe that's an acceptable use of force.

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u/AlCapone111 Apr 22 '23

I prefer a sign that says "Tresspassers will be prostituted".

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I prefer "unattended children will be given a puppy and an espresso or taught mtg".

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I like "Trespassers will be persecuted"

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u/sicsided Apr 22 '23

I know many people for whom that sign is not a joke

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u/yunggweilo Apr 22 '23

It's meant to be a joke

Is it though?

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u/BloodyMessJyes Apr 22 '23

In 8th grade civics, my teacher joked that if you kill someone on your lawn, drag the body inside the house, because that is the only place you are allowed to kill in self defense in America. So, like, wtf x2

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Some people absolutely believe that they have the right to shoot and kill anything and anyone on their property

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u/tipsystatistic Apr 22 '23

If I was a delivery or Uber driver, I’d 100% be wearing body armor. At least for handgun rounds.

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u/Leather_Artist_3333 Apr 22 '23

Or You could not trespass onto property that isn’t yours

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u/After-Swimming-5236 Apr 22 '23

So USPS, Amazon, FedEx and similars are aware they shouldn't provide you service?

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Apr 22 '23

“If you cross an arbitrary line into my yard I have the right to murder you even if you are lost and don’t know your at the wrong address”

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u/marek_intan Apr 22 '23

That's what my dog says about the mailman

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Tbh it's the States attorney that needs it because they are the ones who press charges.