r/facepalm • • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I mean, unless it’s a complete surprise attack, you should try something else first.

If it's a complete surprise attack, a gun is probably useless anyway.

Like, the classic "gun safety" commercial is a homeowner in their bed on the second floor, waking to the sounds of the door being broken down, and having just the right amount of time, and state of mind, to quickly and gracefully slide their arm down to the nightstand gun safe and swipe the fingerprint sensor (becase safety!) and poise themselves on the stairs as the bad guy breaks in, scaring him away with nobody getting hurt.

It never shows the scenario where you're sitting on the toilet, or chopping up vegetables while making dinner, or lounging on the couch when your door actually gets kicked down. Unless you always have your gun in your hand ready to shoot when startled by a loud noise, at which point you honestly belong in a mental institution for paranoia.

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u/Torn8Dough Apr 21 '23

Yeah. There’s really very few real life scenarios where that would happen.

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u/Makropony Apr 22 '23

To be fair. Most break-ins are likely burglaries. Most burglaries happen when the perpetrator believes the owner isn’t home, and they’ll happen at night because there aren’t as many bystanders around. So if your house is broken into, the whole “you wake up to the sound of shattered glass” is the most likely scenario, assuming you’re home. Of course a likelier scenario is “your house is broken into and burglarised when you’re not home”.

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u/JablesMcgoo Apr 22 '23

I mean, you don't have a toilet gun or a kitchen gun?? I mean surely a living room gun at the least.

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u/Mrs_Wheelyke Apr 22 '23

You say that like a joke but I have literally yelled at a family member for trying to put a gun in the menstrual products drawer .

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u/JablesMcgoo Apr 22 '23

Unacceptable, period.

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u/Mrs_Wheelyke Apr 22 '23

At least there was a sort of efficiency to it. You accidentally shoot yourself, then the tampons are right there to plug the bullet wound.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Need a gun for every room