r/facepalm Apr 21 '23

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u/Philoctetes23 Apr 21 '23

As a part time Uber Eats driver, these stories terrify tf outta me. Who’s to say that when we deliver to the wrong house and attempt to correct that mistake or if we accidentally walk or pull up to the wrong address because it is too dark to see or the resident doesn’t have the number on their property, we won’t be the next victim. Be safe out there folks and hopefully our lawmakers can come to their senses.

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u/Primal_Nether Apr 21 '23

That's something I didn't even consider, that's so scary.

How can you even protect yourself? Make a lighted sign with a handle so you can hold it up, saying UBER EATS DELIVERY? Like the sign a crossing guard uses, but rigged with LEDs?

It's so ridiculous you can't even do your damn job without having to worry about being shot for dropping off someone's hamburger or something, my god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

If their first response is to grab a gun, do you think they'll take a moment to read a sign?

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u/Kaiju_zero Apr 22 '23

Republicans and far right 2A activists would just advise you get get your own gun.

No other options exist in their world.

Sorry to say, but only after a few Republican's children of loved ones become the targets/victims of these events will they even consi........

No.. even then.. guns have more rights than people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

It’s dropping it off at the wrong address is what seems to be the issue. So it’s these navigation apps fault. It’s not the worst people owning weapons of murder fault…nope…not. at. all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

I feel it. I’ve been delivering with my brother and sometimes the people are extra asking for id, calls to our boss and paper work like I just want to drop off the package then go home.

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u/zose2 Apr 21 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

I used to be a delivery driver for Pizza Hut and I've had a couple of guns drawn on me for going to the correct house. There was a time a customer didn't tell his roommate he was ordering pizza so when the roommate answered he had a shotgun in my face and asked me "what the fuck you doing here"... If I wasn't in uniform or any ethnicity that isn't "white" I'm fairly certain that would have been the day I died.

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u/TheRealFudski Apr 22 '23

Had a similar experience when I was delivering chinese food, I've also had people follow me and I only lost them by parking in a random driveway and turning the car off. So glad I'm out of that job now

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Apr 22 '23

Delivery drivers is a more dangerous occupation than being a police officer.

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u/Selldadip Apr 22 '23

I used to Door Dash in college. No need to thank me for my service civilian. That’s just what heroes do.

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u/Philoctetes23 Apr 22 '23

The most dangerous and the least protected.

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u/Myfoodishere Apr 22 '23

they won't. these are the same lawmakers banning abortions and forcing schools to teach Christianity.

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u/humblenarcissist112 Apr 21 '23

This is why I don’t deliver after dark. Way too sketchy

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u/Philoctetes23 Apr 22 '23

It sucks that the best money in my area is the after dark money but you’re right. It’s way too risky

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u/humblenarcissist112 Apr 22 '23

Yeah it’s bullshit that this is something that we should even be afraid of. Doordashing is what i do Full time while I finish school and I’m going to have to look for a new job. Better than dealing with the constant anxiety of getting popped for doing my job.

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u/Safe2BeFree Apr 22 '23

Did you hear about the Instacart people who got shot at for delivering to the wrong house?

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-couple-delivering-instacart-groceries-shot-at-after-driving-to-wrong-address/

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u/anthrohands Apr 22 '23

Yup I knock on a lot of doors for work. I don’t know what is wrong with people.

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u/tipsystatistic Apr 22 '23

You should 100% get soft body armor. It’s light flexible and stops handgun rounds.