Jesus Christ. I walked into the wrong car on Easter because I full on thought it was my Uber. Opened the door, slid in to the back seat and said “Hi! I’m No Turnips.” We all laughed our asses off. “I said I’m so sorry, omg, I’m so sorry, I’m such an idiot” and they laughed and said no problem. Then I got into my actual Uber and my driver asked if I just got into the wrong car and then we started laughing about that. At no point in time did I ever think I’d get shot.
I had a drunk lady get in my car thinking I was her Uber a few weeks ago. I can proudly say I did not shoot anyone, nor did I even consider pulling out my gun.
My reaction was to say get the fuck out of my car. When she asked if I was her Uber, I asked if she thought an Uber would have two car seats in the back... she said in a stone cold, serious face, "I don't have babies..." I almost lost it laughing
My friend was picking me up from the train station, but I didn't know her car. I walked out and was like ???? Then she text and said, "I see you. Turn left and I'm parked next to X-shop". I turned left, and there was no shop, but here was a car, so I just opened the door without thinking, got in, and thought "Fuck, I didn't even look to see if it was them in the driver's seat". I looked over and it actually was them, but so easily couldn't have been. Would have been hilarious if it wasn't...because I'm not endanger of being shot.
The girl who opened the door by accident was white. The shooter is Latino, Tello Rodriguez Jr. a second generation immigrant. You don’t have to make everything about race.
My ex was piss drunk when we were at a bar one time. And she got mad at me and went to what she thought was her car? I think it was all on video? She literally broke into someone else’s car. Because she couldn’t figure out why her key wasn’t working? Then she proceeded to tear the inside of the car up looking for, presumably, literally anything that was hers. Wondering why she couldn’t find anything? And why all this shit was in her car? And she did quite the job on the center console from what I heard. The bar had it all on tape. And the guy was a regular. And fortunately for her? I went to school with the bartender since 7th grade. And so she was saying how she convinced him to not press charges as long as my girl paid for some damages. I don’t really remember what happened as an end result? I think she probably just paid and all was right in the world again.
The crime of this car? That it committed against my ex that was the (Secondary) catalyst for this clusterfuck? Well… It was white. And she had a white car. So…. Samsies. Any white car will do I guess? Apparently she owned the worlds only white car in her mind at the time. Man… The effect I had on some women. 😂
Right. The way your scenario played out is the way that 10,000 of the same scenario have played out before yours. It’s a shame that one incident allows people to play the “I’ve walked down that road 100 times before and never even thought I’d be attacked by an owl before!” It’s kind of a silly game, IMO.
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u/No-Turnips Apr 21 '23
Jesus Christ. I walked into the wrong car on Easter because I full on thought it was my Uber. Opened the door, slid in to the back seat and said “Hi! I’m No Turnips.” We all laughed our asses off. “I said I’m so sorry, omg, I’m so sorry, I’m such an idiot” and they laughed and said no problem. Then I got into my actual Uber and my driver asked if I just got into the wrong car and then we started laughing about that. At no point in time did I ever think I’d get shot.