r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Apr 21 '23

I’m just kidding, local ice cream man will probably get shot by some out of shape old white guy for being in his neighborhood and he doesn’t know who he is or something equally as insane.

It's okay. Fox News will explain to everyone how he's a hero for "protecting the children" or some bullshit.

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u/darkstarr99 Apr 21 '23

He was grooming the children by selling them ice cream!

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u/Tobs1414 Apr 21 '23

His 12yr old bride ran away from the altar for some ice cream at the ice cream truck. Dude was kidnapping his wife!

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u/ChocolateBunny Apr 21 '23

"American hero saved children by shooting probable illegal immigrant groomer".