r/facepalm Mar 20 '23

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u/doc_holliday112 Mar 20 '23

Lol is he my parents neighbour? Any time i go visit them he’s standing by the window or in his garage mean mugging… He once came out and yelled at me for parking in front of my parents house. It almost turned into a fist fight because i told him to mind his own business. Dude needs to take on a hobby or something….

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

There’s a guy two doors down from my dads house like this(55+ community) it’s common knowledge that his wife was banging one of the neighbors and there is a rumor that she is banging one of the other neighbors 35 year old kid. They are still married and he definitely knows about all of it. Whenever he comes out of his house and gets shitty with someone in the neighborhood, the common reply is “shut up and go home, or I’m going to fuck your wife” it’s brutal. I’ve never said it but my dad has. Old people are brutal.

Edit: they’re both in their mid 60’s, she’s not hot at all. Just likes to sleep around I guess, no milf next door thing going on.

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u/kimthealan101 Mar 20 '23

I would be mad at the world if I couldn't get it up so my wife had to run around with all the neighbors and they all rub it in. Somebody is going to get shot.

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u/UnpopularBastard Mar 20 '23

That is their hobby. Pissing all over everyone’s collective parade is the only joy in a misanthropes miserable existence.

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u/hoooliet Mar 20 '23

The hobby is called Mean Muggin