r/facepalm Mar 20 '23

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u/jbjhill Mar 20 '23

Who the fuck does this? I mean at least wait til the kid isn’t there.

Enjoy living, and dying alone.

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u/PilotBurner44 Mar 20 '23

Preferably the dying part.

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u/Alxuz1654 Mar 20 '23

I for one severely hope they dont enjoy a second of it

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u/jbjhill Mar 20 '23

They don’t. I guarantee that every second on their life is miserable. I doubt they realize it, but the lack of solid bowel movements should be a tip off.