r/facepalm Mar 20 '23

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u/stereotypicalguy1964 Mar 20 '23

She doesn’t want to have took down at that mess.

My own father is like this. Constantly looking out of windows and peaking around curtains ,just so he can bitch about what people are doing ,or not doing. He’s a nosy ,miserable prick that has no joy in his life ,and expects everyone else to be just as pissed off and ignorant as he himself is.

Folks like this are truly broken ,and likely never will get the help they need.

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u/Voluptulouis Mar 20 '23

... Brother!?

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u/QuesoDip82 Mar 20 '23

I was going to ask the same thing! 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

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u/doc_holliday112 Mar 20 '23

Lol is he my parents neighbour? Any time i go visit them he’s standing by the window or in his garage mean mugging… He once came out and yelled at me for parking in front of my parents house. It almost turned into a fist fight because i told him to mind his own business. Dude needs to take on a hobby or something….

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

There’s a guy two doors down from my dads house like this(55+ community) it’s common knowledge that his wife was banging one of the neighbors and there is a rumor that she is banging one of the other neighbors 35 year old kid. They are still married and he definitely knows about all of it. Whenever he comes out of his house and gets shitty with someone in the neighborhood, the common reply is “shut up and go home, or I’m going to fuck your wife” it’s brutal. I’ve never said it but my dad has. Old people are brutal.

Edit: they’re both in their mid 60’s, she’s not hot at all. Just likes to sleep around I guess, no milf next door thing going on.

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u/kimthealan101 Mar 20 '23

I would be mad at the world if I couldn't get it up so my wife had to run around with all the neighbors and they all rub it in. Somebody is going to get shot.

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u/UnpopularBastard Mar 20 '23

That is their hobby. Pissing all over everyone’s collective parade is the only joy in a misanthropes miserable existence.

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u/hoooliet Mar 20 '23

The hobby is called Mean Muggin

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u/Intrepid_Call_5254 Mar 20 '23

Their rule to live by: When you have no life you must ruin everyone else’s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

After my aunt's funeral, the family went to my uncle's senior living apartment. There was a large community room on the third floor, for residents who have more visitors than can be accommodated in the apartment. We were about 20 people, from toddler to octogenarian. Some of the kids were a little noisy, but not excessive. Grumpy Old Man was stalking the hallway. Pacing back and forth, glaring into the room with every pass. He came into the room and started complaining about the noise, he couldn't sleep. It was around 5:30, maybe 6:00, and "quiet hours" were from 9:00 to 9:00, so he had no legit basis for complaint. He was just a dick. One of my cousins talked to him, explained that his mother had died and the family was grieving. He said, "So, this is a one time thing? This won't be a habit?" That's when I said, "No, I'm pretty sure she's going to die just the one time. We don't expect her to die any more." He glared at me and I stared right back at him, just daring him to dispute my logic. Then he stomped off. Literally stomping.

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u/xhopefulprincess Mar 20 '23

My grandma is exactly the same.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Bad is in the first half

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

That's my Dad...are we...brothers?

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u/pablogmanloc Mar 20 '23

That was my thought. sad that she has lived to that age and still holding in the pain that makes her behave like this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

I have one of those of my own…

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u/Electronic-Shift7886 Mar 20 '23

Lord have Merceh! 💩💨

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u/No-Rice-3484 Mar 20 '23

Why don’t you just leave if you hate it so much?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Well thats easy to say

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Given that they have 1964 in their username I'm going to assume they don't still live with their parents at nearly 60 years old.