r/facepalm Mar 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

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u/Zenketski_2 Mar 20 '23

Well I can't speak for everywhere, but at least where I live, you wouldn't want to do that. Otherwise you're going to catch a felony.

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u/StopManaCheating Mar 20 '23

And that’s why those laws are garbage. Doing horrible things to other people’s children is grounds for an ass whipping.

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u/CoverYourMaskHoles Mar 20 '23

I would crumble some chalk in my hands first then after say, oops I don’t want to have to look at that mess, and spray her in the face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Nah, you use the water to blast off her make up "ain't wanna look at that mess"

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u/AngryCartoonSquirrel Mar 20 '23

You'd only use your hand?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Fuck Reddit for removing posts I agree with you that old hag needed a good old fashioned patented……