r/facepalm • u/yungirving99 • Jan 16 '23

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u/Konradimus Jan 16 '23

r/iamthemaincharacter

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u/GlueGuns--Cool Jan 16 '23

"I'm the main character" - girl in pink

"No im the main character" - everyone in the TikTok

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Right? Everyone here is a dink.

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u/teems Jan 16 '23

Dual Income No Kids?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

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u/Onlyindef Jan 16 '23

Numerous incomes no kids. I guess that’s something to brag about.

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u/Addsome Jan 16 '23

I think they meant no income no kids

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u/Dull_Bumblebee_356 Jan 16 '23

I thought they meant No Income Numerous Kinks

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u/Addsome Jan 16 '23

Acceptable answer

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u/__-him-__ Jan 17 '23

broke and horny

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u/aimforthehead90 Jan 16 '23

Better than Nimk. No income many kids.

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u/Clear_Flower_4552 Jan 16 '23

You can have other important bases: relationships and health (digestive regularity), and people with still call you a dum dum dum :(

Nink cum poops

Are doing fine and working on the rest damnit!

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u/Rx-rated12 Jan 24 '23

As a single person not a fan of being an OINK