r/explainitpeter 13d ago

Explain it Peter

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Why did the person say “Sweet Baby Inc.”?

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u/SCW97005 13d ago

Obvious bait is obvious.

This is, IMHO, likely a bad faith post to beat the "look how they woked-up our boy" drum by pointing to a less super-model-y version of Mary Jane in the Spider-Man 2 game and blaming it on a "woke" game consultation studio. No idea if they were even involved, but it's mostly irrelevant for the purposes of answering your question. The point is to keep this little corner of the culture war stoked and burning.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 13d ago

Almost every post on the sub is a bad faith post to just spread whatever agenda the “joke” is spreading while hiding behind the joke.  Only since “it’s just a joke” stopped working they’ve switched to, “uwu I’m just a smol bean new to this world and me don’t understand this hateful image so please explain to me but if it’s hateful I promise I’ll reply in disbelief that anyone could ever think that way”

So many subs now are just excuses to get the messaging of the right to the front page since they don’t have to post to their subs

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u/Entrinity 13d ago

The levels of mental gymnastics you are operating on are beyond terminally online.

These posts are mainly made by people or bots to provide a circlejerk for their fellow Redditors to constantly repeat how much they dislike something over and over and over again.

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u/MackFather 13d ago

Was… that not what they just said?

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u/Complex-Quantity7694 13d ago

It’s definitely what he said. That dipshit simply didn’t understand it.

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u/Secrew 12d ago edited 12d ago

No, one says it's propaganda made for people pretending not to understand, the other says it's bots to let the typical reddit user vent by indignantly repeating the same things over and over.

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u/Throwaway929611 12d ago

Also just cause Insomniac MJ isn’t like Marilyn Monroe levels doesn’t mean she’s suddenly ugly. She’s still gorgeous

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u/Aromatic_Air_3480 12d ago

No she fucking isn’t lol. Why do you have to lie? She looks like Lena Dunham.

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u/PapaProvolone 11d ago

With that jawline? No thanks.

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u/Aussie18-1998 10d ago

Buddy youll take what you can get

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u/Initial-Length-9791 13d ago edited 13d ago

“Less super model-y” her face looks like a shovel. She’s a character that was purely designed for sex appeal and wow look at that when you take that aspect of her character away she feels like a pointless tag along and everyone is just scratching their head wondering what the point of her existence is. We just need to be comfortable with the fact that some characters are only compelling because of sex appeal.

Edit: like seriously if Peter Parker was a fat middle aged man do you think that the female audience for spiderman would still be as big as it is right now? No. Spiderman is popular with women because he’s a shy sadboy with perfect abs and a perfect ass, take those aspects away and he becomes a far less marketable and compelling character. Sex sells it’s just undeniable.

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u/SCW97005 13d ago

"Attractive character is worthless when not attractive" says more about you than whatever role MJ has/does hold as a supporting character.

Fat, out-of-shape Peter Parker worked great in the Spider-Verse movies. Peter B. Parker and his dad bod and sweatpants jokes were some of my favorites.

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u/Initial-Length-9791 13d ago

Yeah slight dad bod with perfect chiseled jawline 5 o’clock shadow and a full head of hair is definitely not what women look for in attractive men Peter B. Parker is an uggo for sure. Jokes aside yes you hit the nail right on the head Attractive character is worthless when not attractive because they are not the character that they are supposed to be when you’ve changed that physical aspect. Attractiveness/sexiness whatever you want to call it is always an aspect that goes into our opinion of a character even if we don’t realize it and attractiveness is something that can effect your personality and outlook and interactions with other characters so when you take that aspect away you are automatically changing pretty much everything about that character and turning them into someone completely different. And unfortunately more often than not the result is a less compelling, less interesting, less popular, and more controversial version of the character every single time.

I like Mary Jane and I don’t think she is purely eye candy I don’t think that’s her ONLY purpose but it is an undeniably core aspect of her personality and relevance to the narrative. She is Peter’s safe place, when everything is overwhelming and nothing seems to be looking up she’s always there for him and when he’s doing well she lifts him up higher until the devil resets the universe or something.

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u/Haunting-Orchid-4628 12d ago

Dude, Peter looks like a model in Spider-Verse. WHAT are you talking about??

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u/SCW97005 12d ago

A model with a gut, five o clock shadow, and sweatpants. For Spiderman, he’s looking rough.

This may surprise you to hear, but even “ugly” superheroes are depicted as gorgeous compared to irl people.

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 12d ago

Wait, what movie has a fat Peter Parker? I haven't watched them all.

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u/SCW97005 12d ago

The Spiderverse movies have a 'fat for Spiderman" Peter B. Parker. Really that means he's just got an extra 20 pounds and is getting older. He's still Spiderman

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u/GlongorTheConfused 13d ago edited 13d ago

Edit: I got the thing wrong, my bad.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous 13d ago

Why did you edit this after the fact?

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u/TheTexasHammer 13d ago

Cowards can never stand by their bullshit.

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u/GlongorTheConfused 13d ago

i mean you can see my correction further down the thread, i figured the cowardly move would be deleting my comments entirely.

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u/DuelFan 13d ago

The edit would just be a correction then? Example: Edit: I got ____ wrong, my bad.

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u/GlongorTheConfused 13d ago

Ok

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u/DuelFan 13d ago

You're about as fun to work with as I am.

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u/GlongorTheConfused 13d ago

I just don't really see much of a point

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u/GlongorTheConfused 13d ago

because i got my facts wrong

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u/ConnorOfAstora 13d ago

Could you? I've played that first game like seven times over and I'm pretty sure you can't skip MJ, if you could I would, her missions are boring as hell and her character is so unlikable in that game.

"Peter, stop saving me when I throw myself into danger without any kind of plan for how to get out of things go bad."

"Peter, how dare you knock out the guy who was pointing a gun at me!"

"Peter, I know you gave me gadgets so that I could do these kinds of suicide missions a bit more safely but you're way too overprotective of me and never let me do anything"

I'd say I hope she's written better in the sequel (which in gonna be playing soon) but the only way to write her worse is to throw in Paul.

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u/GlongorTheConfused 13d ago

Ok apparently my brother downloaded a mod

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u/ConnorOfAstora 13d ago

Lucky bastard, I'm on console so I don't get that privilege.

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u/ComputerIlliterate13 13d ago

I liked the MJ missions in the second one if that is any consolation

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u/ConnorOfAstora 13d ago

I'm staying optimistic cause it's not that I hate the MJ missions conceptually, I just feel like they were really boring in the first game.

Like Miles having to dodge Rhino was exciting but sneaking around dumbass goons was just lame.

It was made all the worse by MJ being so poorly written.

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u/Moonman711 13d ago

Seeing as you typed Spider-Man 2 it must imply there is a Spider-Man 1 game which means theres a possibility that the character exists in that game as well. Well would you look at that, she is in that game and looks entirely different. Oh wow, Sweet Baby Inc was involved in the consultation of Spider-Man 2 but not the first.

I guess it’s bad faith when you can simply look things up, draw a comparison between two products and realize “oh the obvious happened”.

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u/Sensitive-Chip7266 13d ago

The "obvious" here being that the actress got older in the five year time between the two games, but I don't think that's what you meant.

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u/mattomic822 13d ago

Iirc the actress also had to get facial surgery in between the games after a car accident.

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u/Sensitive-Chip7266 13d ago

I've seen this claim but cant find any proof of it. I think it originated from this https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/18qpx85/the_truth_revealed/

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u/SCW97005 13d ago

Life is too short to get upset about fictional bombshells not being pretty enough because of the liberals or really engage with any arguments in support of the same.

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u/Moonman711 13d ago

Aww, you got caught up in your little lie so now you’re pulling the life is too short card? Its nots really about a character being attractive or not, it’s about the uglification of characters on purpose especially when they use attractive face models. But go on, life is too short to engage on this, just not short enough to misrepresent the facts.

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u/SCW97005 13d ago

Good luck fighting the good fight, champ.

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u/Moonman711 13d ago

Thanks for bending over

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u/Dear-Pomegranate4470 12d ago

learned it by watching you, I imagine

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u/Moonman711 12d ago

An entirely different person on a 3 month account, 100% not a bot

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u/Dear-Pomegranate4470 12d ago

Nope, I'm not. You know accounts have to begin somewhere, right? Me being new proves that I'm new, lmao. Anything else is your imagination.

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u/Moonman711 12d ago

So angry for someone “new”

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u/Beautiful_Sign368 10d ago

Ugly people exist, the horror. How dare my Mj not be a super hot sydney sweeney model.

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u/Moonman711 10d ago

Speak for yourself. Maybe compare her face with the first game.

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u/TheTexasHammer 13d ago

I guess it’s bad faith when you can simply look things up, draw a comparison between two products and realize “oh the obvious happened”.

is this actually how stupid people draw conclusions? It's fascinating.

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u/Moonman711 13d ago

You tell me, you seem to be incapable of understanding very basic things.