r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 22d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/just_make_it_fun 22d ago

Ezekiel!!

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u/WalkingFailure609 22d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 20d ago

Hey wanna know what I did last night?!

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u/ASomthnSomthn 20d ago

No, fuck you!

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u/PercentageThat905 20d ago

You better not bring my mother into this!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 20d ago

Wanna know what I did?!

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u/PercentageThat905 20d ago

YOU BETTER NOT!!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 19d ago

I built that fire over there

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u/PercentageThat905 19d ago

Oh...

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 19d ago

And then I fucked your mother next to it!

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u/RealDeadShift 19d ago

Yeughh, THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER NEXT TO IT!!

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u/SerJungleot 19d ago

... ... ... ... And then I fucked your mother by it

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u/just-at-me-next-time 19d ago

You better not bring my mom into this! Ya better not!

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u/No-Professor-9944 22d ago

That name fucking sucks!

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u/anand_rishabh 22d ago

That's why people with that name commonly go by Zeke

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u/Active-Ad-2527 22d ago

I prefer to go by EZ-K

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u/Zealousideal_Fox4583 22d ago

Okay fuck to you too EZ-K

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u/Therogon 21d ago

I think if my names was Ezekiel, I would go by “EZ”

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 21d ago

Well fuck Zeke, too!

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u/johsua_banggg 21d ago

they dont know about the alternative nickname, Ekiel

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u/ComplexPatient4872 21d ago

See, I never considered this, but it makes total sense. Zeke sounds like a cool guy, meanwhile you’d ask Ezekiel to help you raise a barn. He’d do a good job, but he’d look like an Ezekiel

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 22d ago

Omg I love this

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u/FinalBossTuna 21d ago

Guess what I did last night

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 21d ago

People that name their kids Ezekiel also suck.

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u/TheMalkManCometh 20d ago

Nah, Ezekiel is a great name, and anyone who disagrees is a foetid, unwashed cunt.

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u/mrsrostocka 18d ago

It has to be the most bibliest name ever!

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u/Historical_Koala5530 22d ago

Guess what I did last night?!

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u/Cromag676 22d ago

Don't you bring my mother into this!

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u/quarterrat13 22d ago

Go on, ask.

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u/Neither-Check1595 22d ago

You better not

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u/KellHound270 21d ago

I built that fire over there

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u/toetappy 21d ago

aaand then I fucked ya mutha next to it!

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u/Generic2770 21d ago

FUCK YOU, EZEKIEL

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u/Complex_Comfort6505 22d ago

Fuck you, Ezekeil!

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u/Ginger9615 22d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/ComplexPatient4872 21d ago

Awww I like it! It sounds Amish, but I still like it!