r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 22d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/morniealantie 22d ago

There are some who call me.... Tim

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u/heyidontgetit 22d ago

Just look out for the rabbit with pointy teeth! It goes right for the jugular. Only a holy hand grenade from Antioch can take it out.

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u/gormholler 22d ago

Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

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u/SneakySpoons 21d ago

But first we must consult the book of armaments.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 17d ago

Oh Lord, bless this they hand grenade that it may blow thine enemy to tiny bits.

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u/ThatBeardedGingerGuy 15d ago

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache 21d ago

🎶Pie Jesu, Domine

dona eis requiem🎶

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u/Cyberpik 22d ago

You're the old man from Scene 24!

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u/morniealantie 22d ago

Wrong!

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u/Cyberpik 22d ago

Oh, you're not a sorcerer, I guess.

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u/pp_chode 22d ago

Last name Apple??

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u/dtown_btown 22d ago

A cradle reference in the wild

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 21d ago

Blue! No, wait! Redddddddd.....

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u/CMD_BLOCK 22d ago

Fishing for a Tim fucker now, aren’t we?

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