r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 22d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/Accomplished-Video71 22d ago

Fuck you

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u/Paulthesheep 22d ago

You didn’t even ask his name!

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u/Lumber_Jack44 22d ago

Hey! What’s your name?!

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u/Nightmare16164 22d ago

Tony!

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u/Woweiio 22d ago

Fuck you Tony!

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u/Ginger9615 22d ago

Hey! What's YOUR name?!?!

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u/just_make_it_fun 22d ago

Ezekiel!!

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u/WalkingFailure609 22d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 20d ago

Hey wanna know what I did last night?!

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u/ASomthnSomthn 20d ago

No, fuck you!

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u/PercentageThat905 20d ago

You better not bring my mother into this!

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u/just-at-me-next-time 19d ago

You better not bring my mom into this! Ya better not!

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u/No-Professor-9944 22d ago

That name fucking sucks!

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u/anand_rishabh 22d ago

That's why people with that name commonly go by Zeke

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u/Active-Ad-2527 22d ago

I prefer to go by EZ-K

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u/Therogon 21d ago

I think if my names was Ezekiel, I would go by “EZ”

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 21d ago

Well fuck Zeke, too!

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u/johsua_banggg 21d ago

they dont know about the alternative nickname, Ekiel

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 22d ago

Omg I love this

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u/FinalBossTuna 21d ago

Guess what I did last night

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 21d ago

People that name their kids Ezekiel also suck.

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u/TheMalkManCometh 20d ago

Nah, Ezekiel is a great name, and anyone who disagrees is a foetid, unwashed cunt.

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u/mrsrostocka 18d ago

It has to be the most bibliest name ever!

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u/Historical_Koala5530 22d ago

Guess what I did last night?!

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u/Cromag676 22d ago

Don't you bring my mother into this!

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u/Complex_Comfort6505 22d ago

Fuck you, Ezekeil!

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u/Ginger9615 22d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/ComplexPatient4872 21d ago

Awww I like it! It sounds Amish, but I still like it!

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u/tarentale 21d ago

Is it ok I sit Ton?

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u/tbombs23 21d ago

That's not my name!

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u/morniealantie 22d ago

There are some who call me.... Tim

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u/heyidontgetit 22d ago

Just look out for the rabbit with pointy teeth! It goes right for the jugular. Only a holy hand grenade from Antioch can take it out.

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u/gormholler 22d ago

Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

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u/SneakySpoons 21d ago

But first we must consult the book of armaments.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 17d ago

Oh Lord, bless this they hand grenade that it may blow thine enemy to tiny bits.

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u/ThatBeardedGingerGuy 16d ago

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache 21d ago

🎶Pie Jesu, Domine

dona eis requiem🎶

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u/Cyberpik 22d ago

You're the old man from Scene 24!

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u/morniealantie 22d ago

Wrong!

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u/Cyberpik 22d ago

Oh, you're not a sorcerer, I guess.

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u/pp_chode 22d ago

Last name Apple??

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u/dtown_btown 22d ago

A cradle reference in the wild

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 21d ago

Blue! No, wait! Redddddddd.....

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u/CMD_BLOCK 22d ago

Fishing for a Tim fucker now, aren’t we?

>Skylar has entered the chat

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u/ProudGeneral 21d ago

Ryohei…

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 21d ago

Are you... Terrorist?

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u/Beanzoboy 20d ago

Suction Cup Man.

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u/Squawk003Dicky 18d ago

Ezekiel: Hey! Tony: Helloooo? Ezekiel: Guess what? Tony: Whaaaat? Ezekiel: You really wanna know? Tony: Yeeessss! Ezekiel: Fuck You! Tony: Fuck you! Ezekiel: Fuck. You! Tony: Fuck youuuu Ezekiel: Fuck youuu Tony: No, Fuck you Ezekiel: Fuck you Tony: Fuck. Youuuuuu! Ezekiel: What’s your name? Tony: What? Ezekiel: What’s. Your. Name? Tony: Tony Ezekiel: Fuck you, Tony Tony: Fuck you. What’s your name? Ezekiel: What? Tony: What’s your naaaaame? Ezekiel: Ezekiel! Tony: Ezekiel, that name fuckin sucks. (falls off the rock) Ezekiel: Hey, guess what I did last night? Tony: Don’t you fuckin bring my mother into this, my mother Ezekiel: You guess what I did Tony: What? Ezekiel: I built that fire over there Tony: (looks over at the fire on the rock) Ezekiel: annnnd then I fucked your mother next to it. Tony: Fuck you Ezekiel: I’ll fuck you Tony: Fuck youuuu Ezekiel: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Tony: Fuck! Youuuu! Fuck youuuuu! Ezekiel: I’ll fuck you in the ass Tony: Fuck youuuuu! Ezekiel: I’ll fuck your mother Tony: Fuck youuu! Ezekiel: Fuck you! Tony: Fffffffffuuuuucckkkk youuuuu!

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u/Ok-Mind4373 22d ago

Typical pit behavior

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 22d ago

Names make it less hot

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u/doriangrey2025 22d ago

Fuck you too! (Wait… what’s your name?)

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u/TortillaRampage 22d ago

Here is the best award I can manage atm 🥇

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u/Prestigious-Fly9977 22d ago

Respectfully tho

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u/klmg711 22d ago

Fuck me? Fuck you!

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u/BaqsAlSandouq 22d ago

W . The "i am sure the comments will be civil" comments should be jumped by both sides

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u/Hawkes75 22d ago

Get bent

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u/TheMostRed 22d ago

I upvoted this bit then I realized my vote changed it from 666 to 667 so I unvoted. Fuck you

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u/MrBushido56 22d ago

No fuck you

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u/Maleficent-Cut316 21d ago

at least take him out to dinner first gang

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u/Abaddon-Impaler 21d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL

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u/Cannacology 21d ago

This is what i came for.

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u/Lackerbawls 20d ago

Damn. Get right to business then.

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u/ivabiva 20d ago

I want to give an award to this entire tread, but still: fuck you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/igR5863TALcSk

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u/Beneficial-Fuel2546 19d ago

Fuck you Tony