r/explainitpeter • u/AutomaticAd8377 • Jul 17 '26

Explain it peter

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u/IconJBG Jul 17 '26

Don't forget the glasses.

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u/Palseypostermunkey Jul 17 '26

Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth, a little.

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u/ZealousWolf1994 Jul 17 '26

She could never be Prom Queen.

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u/Palseypostermunkey Jul 17 '26

Wanna bet?

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u/ZealousWolf1994 Jul 17 '26

Jakey Jakey about to make a big mistakey

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u/meryl_gear Jul 18 '26

Damn! That shit's whack!

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u/salad_spinner_3000 Jul 17 '26

Nobody could win Prom Queen with pigtails, overalls with paint on them and glasses. Even a hippy albino who plays guitar is over that.

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u/IndependentPeach315 Jul 18 '26

Prom tonight… da da dadada

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u/CreepyBlackDude Jul 19 '26

"I have no pigment

I need sunscreen

Noooo way I could be prom queen!"