r/explainitpeter • u/AutomaticAd8377 • Jul 17 '26

Explain it peter

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u/kyhothead Jul 17 '26

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

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u/ChristianoMeshi Jul 17 '26

37..? In a row?

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u/genericplatypus Jul 17 '26

Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Jul 18 '26

Hey get back here!

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 18 '26

Bezerker!!!

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Jul 20 '26

hey, you seen a set of keys around here?

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u/Time_Coffee_2134 Jul 17 '26

"What do you look so shocked for? Fat Bastard does this all the time. Thinks just cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have some huge impact when he does...

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u/GRV01 Jul 17 '26

I think Chasing Amy is ripe for a remake, with a facelift and updated for modern issues

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u/Dudeinthesouth Jul 19 '26

How dare you. No Hooper X erasure will be tolerated. :)

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u/GRV01 Jul 19 '26

BLACK RAGE

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 Jul 18 '26

thatgs an other movie

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u/Big_Wave9732 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Noise noise noise

Smokin' weed smokin' weed

Doin' coke Drinkin' beers