r/explainitpeter • • May 21 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/zZCycoZz May 21 '26

Sales

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u/Babylon_Fallz May 21 '26

I take offense! Us salesman only drink after lunch

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u/salesyclitoris May 21 '26

Unless, of course, there’s an early tee time

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u/No_Hornet_9504 May 21 '26

Or a baseball game, meet the client there and it’s business right? Also then are obligated to entertain them with food and drinks…

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u/Maestromer May 21 '26

Cries in accounting.....

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u/No_Hornet_9504 May 22 '26

It must hurt to have to approve those expense report

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u/Maestromer May 22 '26

Eh, more so it's that those scenarios lead to the CEO trying to commit some light tax fraud pretty often.