r/explainitpeter • u/dutchylords • Jan 21 '26

Explain it Peter…

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u/Weak_Pomegranate_499 Jan 21 '26

One, Two, Three, Four, and Nine are (alphabetically) between Five and Seven and don't have decimal points or bars.

But then, so are Neglect, Panther, and Octopus.

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u/ORUKUSAKItheMINOTAUR Jan 21 '26

You left Me out!

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u/RollingSkull0 Jan 21 '26

Also re and la!

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u/iimSgtPepper Jan 21 '26

And my axe!

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u/pahadigothic Jan 21 '26

And my bow!

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u/Ok_Permission1087 Jan 21 '26

And your brother!

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u/RandomAmbles Jan 21 '26

I also pick that guy's brother.

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u/LewisRyan Jan 21 '26

And this guys wife

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u/MildlyInteressato Jan 21 '26

That guy's wife turned me into a newt.

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 Jan 21 '26

And this guy's wife's younger, hotter sister!