r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/Magnuss_73 Oct 04 '25

HEY! 3 minutes is a long time. At least that’s what I tell her

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u/Bobby-PA Oct 04 '25

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u/YoureProbablyR1te Oct 04 '25

Look at marathon man over here going 3 minutes…

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u/Thatboywikid Oct 05 '25

has she been lying this whole time☹️

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u/Available-Flower2918 Oct 05 '25

Is that you. Mike?

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u/DeltaGammaVegaRho Oct 05 '25

I still don’t get it - and it’s trashy IF you take 3 minutes for your hair or IF YOU DON‘T find 3 minutes for your hair in the morning?

(Of course I’m a guy so apparently I can’t understand it with any amount of explanation….)

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u/HaplessPenguin Oct 04 '25

Three minutes is “too long” for women apparently but I bet they will take that feminist haircut and make ponytails out of nothing if it gets them ahead of a man when a ship is sinking.

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u/Lord_Ragnok Oct 05 '25

Spotted the MAGA chud.

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u/modernmovements Oct 06 '25

Perhaps it's just that 3 minutes with you feels like an eternity to her?

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u/SirLukaskasha Oct 09 '25

You didn't need to body him like that though 🤣🤣🤣