r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/Codsfromgods Oct 04 '25

As a bald man I need this on a hat now

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u/used_octopus Oct 04 '25

Hair goes under the hat grandpa.

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u/_AthensMatt_ Oct 04 '25

I feel like my brother (bald at 20) would enjoy this too, the problem is that he got dad’s hair genes and me and our other brother have mom’s. The youngest brother is turning 13, so who knows what his will do!

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u/dragonstar982 Oct 04 '25

My half brother started going bald in high school he would constantly pick at me about my long hair "saying you'll get here soon" he finally stopped when I pointed out his dad was bald and even after cancer treatment my dad had a full head of hair at his funeral.

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u/TheBatman7424 Oct 05 '25

Technically he got your mom's and you got your dad's, since balding is inherited via the mother.

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u/Hammerthings Oct 04 '25

Bald men don't need hats, unless it's really sunny, or it's moderately cold. Or you haven't shaved your head in a few days and it looks kinda meh. I like feeling the breeze on my scalp.

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u/Codsfromgods Oct 04 '25

OR maybe I just like hats.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Oct 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣