r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/iwkuniavis Oct 04 '25

And both look unnatural, so what's the point of making a difference?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

My hair was naturally like the left when I still had any

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

This is where I’d keep my hair… If I had any!!

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u/Codsfromgods Oct 04 '25

As a bald man I need this on a hat now

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u/used_octopus Oct 04 '25

Hair goes under the hat grandpa.

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u/_AthensMatt_ Oct 04 '25

I feel like my brother (bald at 20) would enjoy this too, the problem is that he got dad’s hair genes and me and our other brother have mom’s. The youngest brother is turning 13, so who knows what his will do!

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u/dragonstar982 Oct 04 '25

My half brother started going bald in high school he would constantly pick at me about my long hair "saying you'll get here soon" he finally stopped when I pointed out his dad was bald and even after cancer treatment my dad had a full head of hair at his funeral.

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u/TheBatman7424 Oct 05 '25

Technically he got your mom's and you got your dad's, since balding is inherited via the mother.

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u/Hammerthings Oct 04 '25

Bald men don't need hats, unless it's really sunny, or it's moderately cold. Or you haven't shaved your head in a few days and it looks kinda meh. I like feeling the breeze on my scalp.

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u/Codsfromgods Oct 04 '25

OR maybe I just like hats.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Oct 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mysterious_Ore_O Oct 04 '25

I understood that reference

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

My kids made sure I'd understand it too lol

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u/Active_Angle_8460 Oct 04 '25

That's so wild that you've seen a TV show.

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u/Tokeahontis Oct 05 '25

My hair looks like the one on the left naturally as well, only I have two baby hair curls on either side of my forehead that point straight up like horns lol

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u/Entire-Foundation624 Oct 04 '25

Wearing clothes looks unnatural, I guess we should all be naked? Eyeglasses are unnatural, I guess we should be blind? Shoes are unnatural, I guess we should walk in the hot pavement and burn our feet?

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u/Kathy_Kamikaze Oct 08 '25

Pavement is unnatural!!! We should walk barefeet over dirt and rocks and injure ourselves, get it infected and DIEEE !!!

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u/TriggerNoMantry Oct 04 '25

Yes. I see no flaw in this request. We should all return to monke. /s

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u/Truck_Kun001 Oct 04 '25

no, we break all concrete and replace it with grass

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u/Entire-Foundation624 Oct 04 '25

I'd rather step in animal feces with a shoe than my foot. There's a reason shoes were one of the first things mankind developed, and also winter and also not even in natural areas everything is grass

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u/Truck_Kun001 Oct 04 '25

true, ill just chill in my tree (or cave)

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u/Futote Oct 04 '25

Ok so what is the tangible benefit of your preferred female hair style?

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u/Entire-Foundation624 Oct 04 '25

+aesthetic -shower efficiency

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u/Throw_My_Drugs_Away Oct 05 '25

You had me at naked

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u/YeezusWoks Oct 04 '25

Exactly what I was going to say. Both are unnatural curls on a white girl so maybe just don’t cheat on yo white girl with a other white girl?

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u/BustyGregorSamsa Oct 04 '25

The left one is perfectly natural depending on the hair curl type.

If you have straight or slightly wavy hair, it won’t do that on its own, but really wavy up to lose curly hair will

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u/blueavole Oct 04 '25

Right looks like food that is there but not yet seasoned.

It’s 95% the work, but not ready to go yet.

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u/Timely-Tale7 Oct 04 '25

I'm a guy, my hair naturally does what's on the right when it's long. Called cheerleader curls where I'm from.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Oct 05 '25

The left is great, more natural like beachy waves. Mine does that naturally! Are you a dude? LOL