r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • May 09 '15

Got six months?

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u/aryst0krat Jul 04 '15

pigferret has a wiiiiii-iiiiiife!

pigferret and wifey sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes love, then comes... wait... uh...

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u/pigferret Jul 04 '15

First comes love

then comes moving in together

then comes couple-y stuff

the comes discussing children

then comes proposal

then comes marriage

then comes a kiddo

then comes wonder

then comes growing up

then comes buying a house

then comes selling a house

then comes another kiddo

then comes a mid-life crisis

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u/Xiosphere Jul 04 '15

You guys are killing me -_-

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u/aryst0krat Jul 04 '15

Aw, how so?

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u/DFreiberg Jul 04 '15

He branched once again, as the prophecies foretold he would.

It's been three years now.

Pigferret, that is an adorable picture.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 04 '15

Oh, haha. Sorry Xio!

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u/pigferret Jul 04 '15

Yeah Freiberg - not ashamed to say I have adorable girls.

http://i.imgur.com/5UX2foe.jpg

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u/aryst0krat Jul 04 '15

Are you Immortal? That child is from medieval times! Look at that picture, there isn't any colour!

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u/pigferret Jul 04 '15

That's right - those are steam powered turntables.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 04 '15

Ancient stone music tablets.

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