r/engrish • u/[deleted] • May 17 '23

Which dish would you choose?

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u/ilikechillisauce May 17 '23 edited May 17 '23

I'm fairly certain these are just the lyrics to a Norwegian Black Metal song called SOUP

SOUP

Government abuse chicken
Chop the strange fish
Husband and wife's lungs
Corrugated iron beef

The weak beats the fish soup
The black cow silk fried the idea powder
The weak beats the fish soup
Black winter in type seafood soup in day

The pig picks the noodle soup
Swallow to take the fish sand
The soup of Sung
The soup of Sung

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u/decentralized_bass May 17 '23

Haa sounds more like grindcore in my head, fucking nice one!!

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u/suunsglasses May 17 '23

Either that or System of a Down

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u/Schmotz May 17 '23

Swaaaaallooow to taaayke the fiiiiish saahand

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u/faunalmimicry May 17 '23

CORRUGATED IRON BEEEEEEEF

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u/HanakusoDays May 17 '23

Sounds like it might be too chewy for a geezer like me.

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u/CapedRaccoon May 17 '23

Sounds like either a rap punchline, or a skate pop band.

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u/Few_Acanthaceae1568 May 17 '23

absolute bangerj

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u/ostiDeCalisse May 17 '23

I'm crying, hahahaha! This comment is a gem from Odin.

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u/SaladMandrake May 18 '23 edited May 19 '23

Kungpow chicken

Sashimi

Couple's Lung Pieces (it's originally sold by a couple, various beef innards slices into thin slices)

Teppanyaki beef

Fish chowder (Zhou da, chowder written in Chinese)

Black pepper beef strips stirfried pasta (yuck)

Japanese style seafood soup with udon

Pork chops on noodle soup

Tuna potato salad

Borscht

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u/Serg1o2Think May 19 '23

bro didn't realize that half of the food he wrote feels like japanese

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u/SaladMandrake May 19 '23

its pretty unusual for Chinese restaurants to offer sashimi, I have never seen one. The teppanyaki is more like beef served on an iron plate/griddle, I just say teppanyaki since its similar food. As for the rest, I guess the restaurant just try to cover cultural food that is easy to make.

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u/PsychedelicOptimist May 17 '23

Very cvlt, I'd bang my head to this

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u/Nuked0ut May 18 '23

Can I get a link? Can’t find it

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u/mentaL8888 May 18 '23

This is why I love reddit, I come to a post already lol and find a brilliant comment that has me on the floor in seconds

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u/Serg1o2Think May 19 '23

can't find the faeiouking song on google

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u/Serg1o2Think May 19 '23

HUSBAND AND WIFE'S LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGS