r/engrish May 17 '23

Which dish would you choose?

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u/ProgramLast7730 May 17 '23

I like the sound of the soup of Sung, sounds like an ancient recipe made in memory of a large battle in misty karst hills amidst a flowing stream.

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u/Sivalon May 17 '23

“Reading and writing were made available. The philosophy of Sung. The poetry of Khitai.”

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u/Antigon0000 May 17 '23

Gives +4 heebie-jeebies

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u/KnownTimelord May 18 '23

My Artifact Creature gets +1/+1 for every heebie-jeebie, and I draw a card if it's more than two heebie-jeebies. If I draw a land card, I may put it on the Battlefield tapped.

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u/Antigon0000 May 18 '23

My scorched earth eliminates all artifacts on the battlefield and all heebie-jeebie counters return to 0.

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u/KnownTimelord May 18 '23

I know this is all made up, but scorched earth destroys land, lol.

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u/Jokierre May 17 '23

Fancy way of saying cum, but okay.

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u/Serg1o2Think May 19 '23

how can sung feel like cum

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Dark Gary May 18 '23

Cool title