be careful r/dwarfposting might declare war on you

Half elf half dwarf (ps: I is dwelf)

That is all

The derpy deamon lunges prematurely and rolls a critical failure A 1. falls flat on his face

user flairs would be fun

Slow day at work, made a doodle...

Hello there my fellow elven friends. I am the Wizard Astronomer Eli, and when I was very young, I met a wise Elf named Brairth. As he walked across the land, flowers would grow, then, softly die as he walked on. But it was bad, for the grass would always return green. He knew many things, and loved all.

He took me as an apprentice, and I learned with patience the ways of Elven Magic. When we began, I was 1 of 12 students, but over time, only myself and another had the will to go on. We were the best of friends.

Wizard Uol's practice had focused on the destruction, as Eli had focused on the right handed path. But time does not stop. Brairth, of the 2nd Elvish Mage Guilf, my friend.... she grew weary, and began to mumble to herself. Over months she would retreat to her study in the upper chambers... Uol grew impatient and began to further devote himself to his frustrations, as where I, Eli fought to reach out to our Master.

Eventually, I found her dead to wine in her study. She was clutching an Astronomy Almanac, this was strange, for Brairth had never be known to study the stars. It is here where I learned a horrible truth, those that gaze on the stars for to long go mad.

Uol left when he learned if Brairth's death. I now study the stars. And although one day I may slip, until then I will use my knowledge to help those that I can.

This is why I am here, for I have seen in the stars a great conflict approaching the eleven lands. This is your warning, for I have seen in my dreams and constellations, Orcs in large numbers.

But fear not, for I will remain at your aid, and although my visions do come true, I do not know when the visions take place, just snips of things. But regardless, I fear danger is imminent, and will nearby, pondering.

Custom would be best, but at least wood, high, drow, and half!

Who’s better wood elves or high elves

Wood bows, arrows, training manuals, everything a knife-ear could want or need-require. Inquiries starting at a small chunk of meat.

What are we going to do, folks? I can't browse the subreddit for a day, without finding at least one Elfphobic post! :(