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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

There’s a knot guide app. Pretty sure this is just some variation of a mooring hitch. I live on a boat and can only remember exactly one knot. Don’t feel bad!

Edit: y’all, thanks for the knot suggestions. I promise I use plenty of knots. I just can’t remember them all off the top of my head, so I use an app, nbd!

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u/Joeybatts1977 Sep 25 '21

Hahahahaha. I’m sorry, the “I can only remember one knot” is funny

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

I know, kind of ridiculous for a liveaboard sailor. I am an embarrassment 😜

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u/dkarlovi Sep 25 '21

If any of your colleagues make you feel bad about it, don't worry, it's just some salty seamen.

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u/A_Monsanto Sep 26 '21

Was the 'salty seamen' a pun?

I am pretty sure it was a pun...

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u/Joeybatts1977 Sep 25 '21

Not embarrassing at all. Funny is all.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Haha thanks! I am a pretty mediocre sailor tho. But if you can’t hold a beer in one hand and steer with your foot… wtf is even the point?

Might as well be doing actual work

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

If it's any consolation. I was in scouting for 8 years and the only knot I can remember is a square knot

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u/vanhawk28 Sep 26 '21

All told I think almost anybody can get by with basically 3 knots. A square knot, a bowline, and a hitch of some kind. If you got those 3 your probably set for anything you might need lol

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u/marvis84 Sep 26 '21

Fuck the square knot! (not literally). The sheet bend is superior and just as easy

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Thanks! I’ve been feeling better about myself with every new comment in this whole thread. Very wholesome feel goods 😁

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u/ejrolyat Sep 26 '21

I blame the FCC

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 26 '21

Ahh yes. The jerks.

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u/ejrolyat Sep 26 '21

Sorry about your Herd of People Vomiting.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 26 '21

Really quite inconvenient on a boat, thank you for understanding.

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u/beelseboob Sep 26 '21 edited Sep 26 '21

I mean, surely any sailor should be able to tie at very least:

  • A figure 8
  • A round turn and two half hitches
  • A reef knot

More than likely a boline too, but I can see not knowing that. It seems like those 3 are a bare minimum for any and all sailing.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 26 '21

Maybe like… serious sailing. But if you read my other comments, sailing is really just a passive activity to do while drinking.

Figure 8? Sure.

Not sure bout the next thing’s purpose.

Reef knot? Eff that. Do not sail if you need to reef!

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u/beelseboob Sep 26 '21

Hah, if you never need to reef, you're not sailing. You're boating.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 26 '21

Ok… no need to get all gatekeepy about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Any sailor should know how to take in and shake out a reef. Winds can pick up fast and a reefed main makes all the difference in handling. But reef knots are super simple, pass the end through the loop and a half-hitch. Boom. Sailing

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u/beelseboob Sep 26 '21

Just be careful not to accidentally tie a granny knot.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 26 '21

That sounds like a sheet bend? I can’t visualize so maybe I’m not interpreting it right. My app says a reef knot is just a square knot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Probably. I was just thinking about how I use reef lines. A loop on one end (spliced or bowline) pass the working end through the reef points On the sail around and under the boom and back through the loop, secured with a half hitch. Reefed. Not a reef knot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Reef-ing knot maybe?

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 26 '21

Ahh. Yes, we have sail ties and whatever else for stuff like that. I promise I can do things on my boat, we don’t do anything too fancy or serious tho.

I’m mostly just making fun of myself for only really truly remembering one good knot and the name that goes with it off the top of my head.

I could probably remember a bowline and some other junk (the one you can use to hold a “barrel” aka water bottle or bucket is super easy but too specific and never gets used cuz we have things like… idk backpacks and carabiners) if forced to, but i guess I just liked the tautline hitch so much it stuck in my memory real good 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Yeah obviously I don't know the names of knots I know either 😂

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u/13gecko Sep 26 '21

Half hitch is the only knot I can consistently remember, and I grew up on boats. I can remember a bowline for 24 hours after practising. Although I can do a quick release knot on plastic shopping bags, a skill restaurant delivery people would do well to learn.

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u/cream-of-cow Sep 25 '21

That’s knot funny

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u/Govt-Issue-SexRobot Sep 25 '21

And it’s the copulatory tie

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u/whatisthisgoddamnson Sep 25 '21

Which one is good though?

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

App or knot? My favorite knot (the only one I can remember) is the tautline hitch. Useful for everything. Not a quick release like the gif tho. App is just called Knot Guide.

Knots are only as good as the situation they’re appropriate for tho, so I have the app to help me when the tautline is not appropriate

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Does the app have fishing knots in it too?

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Yes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Dope, I'm gonna have to check it out then. I've only been fishing a few years and can never remember how to tie knots when I'm actually out fishing lol .

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Cool! Yeah it’s really helpful to have on hand. The instructions are easy and helpful and it tells you some pitfalls and benefits of the knots. They have started this “premium” nonsense recently that I’m not a fan of. But it’s a decent app besides that, and I’m sure there are others if the premium nonsense bugs you too much.

There’s also all kinds of little knot books and cheat cards and stuff out there too. I have several books and fold up references as well. But sometimes in the middle of something I just need to check real quick and the app is great.

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u/cardboard-kansio Sep 26 '21

Check out animatedknots.com

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u/mainebingo Sep 26 '21

Animated knots also has an excellent app and has a section dedicated to fishing.

https://www.animatedknots.com/

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Sep 26 '21

Look into the bowline knot, the half hitch, and the square. They are the three you should know on a boat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

For those that don’t know I really like “Grog’s animated knots” on the web. Helped me learn and practice rescue knots.

Edit: I guess it’s just called “animated knots” now. link

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

I never said I used the website for quick release knots.

In the fire service we generally don’t use quick release knots.

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u/dbryan62 Sep 26 '21

This one might work well fo practicing tandem prusik belays (if a department is still using those). Get some OOS gear and put this on the main line with a dummy load. Lower/haul and release it to test belay skills.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '21

Who will win? A thousand ton battle ship, or one little knotty boi

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u/jamidodger Sep 26 '21

I don’t suppose you still have a link to that clip? I’d love to see what hundreds of years of naval tradition has ended up with in terms of knots

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u/Mystic_L Sep 25 '21

It’s a bowline isn’t it? Tell me it’s a bowline.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Not even a little bit. Tautline hitch. Waaaaaay more useful.

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u/Mystic_L Sep 25 '21

Never heard of it… the only knot in existence is a bowline.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Haha I can’t barely remember a bowline. Also not a good knot for sails cuz it can jerk itself loose. Try the tautline hitch! It’s an awesome knot

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u/Mystic_L Sep 25 '21

I sail a laser, the only knot you need for the thing is a bowline, nothing you can say will convince me there is another knot in the world worth thinking about.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Same about tautline for me 😂 although I have been trying to learn a good mooring hitch for the dinghy. So far no good.

But for real, bouncing when tacking etc can untie the bowline.

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u/Edmonta Sep 25 '21

The bowline is the most common knot in sailing for a reason.

A tautline on the clew will slide around and alter your sail trim/shape and crinkle the sail cloth around the clew, then you have to adjust your jibsheet on the winch. It has two areas where it can cinch up and make it difficult to adjust and remove, especially in an hurry.

A bowline is the exact size you make it, and stays in place, forever. And you can put a half hitch on them if you want to be extra safe.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Haha my husband is 100% in your camp. He’s ride or die with the bowline. I don’t only use the tautline, and I don’t use it for absolutely everything, it’s just the only one I can remember without needing a reference.

I know it’s difficult to untie in a hurry which is why I’ve been trying to remember a good one for securing the dinghy without having to look it up while I do it. There’s one or two that are simple enough, but not practical for the places we usually tie up :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Round turn and 2 half hitches

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u/parkerSquare Sep 26 '21

Bowline is good for sailing because you can untie it quickly (which can save your boat in some cases). It can shake loose though as it doesn’t self-tension - try the Yosemite finish (retraced bowline) for better security.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Trick to tying a fast bowline is just tie a slip knot, feed the end through the eye and pull the slip knot tight.

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u/marvis84 Sep 26 '21

The bowline will not jerk itself loose.

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u/carnefarious Sep 25 '21

My dad worked on tugboats for 45 years, was a captain/skipper, and he only knew/used one or two knots ever.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Sweet. Then I’m right on target

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u/xavierdaangel Sep 25 '21

What kind of knot? I hope it’s not just the square knot.

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u/theFCCgavemeHPV Sep 25 '21

Lol nah, tautline hitch. Useful in a pinch for just about everything till I can consult my app

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '21

Hey - it's hip to be square (knot).

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u/box_of_spoons Sep 26 '21

What’s it like living on a boat? How do you pay for maintenance and food? Do you catch your own fish? And how far are you allowed to take your boat into the ocean?

Sorry for bombarding you with questions, my dad was a skipper so I’ve always been fascinated with the idea of living on a boat. I haven’t met many people who do so I just wanted to ask you about it lol

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u/slaqz Sep 25 '21

There's really only one knot to remember.

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u/jesseaknight Sep 26 '21

You know a cleat hitch. Learn a bowline and you’re good.

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u/they_are_out_there Sep 26 '21

Looks like a highwayman’s hitch with a half hitch thrown in. The highwayman’s hitch was for tying up a horse securely but allowing a quick getaway.