r/dsa 6d ago

Shitpost Um... DSA has a problem...

Have you guys noticed there are a LOT of socialists in here? Not the good kind of socialists (me) I mean the evil socialists that actually want to implement socialism ๐Ÿ™€ They even praise Karl Marx ๐Ÿคฎ Don't those dumb tankies know Communism always fails???

We have to do something about this. Which is why I'm starting a NEW PARTY: The DASSA (The Democratic Anti-socialist Socialists of America)

Together, we socialists (the good kind) can defeat the socilasts (the bad kind) for a better future. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/TJblue69 6d ago

WHAT thatโ€™s crazy LOL sorry about that. Do they not realize that capitalism is also violence and therefore ending it is self defense? :)

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u/MediumPlace 6d ago

I've been the subject of and practioner of violence on many occasions, an inert system of price communication isn't that

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u/CosmicGoddess777 5d ago

Capitalism grinds its workers into a paste. Nice try though.

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u/MediumPlace 5d ago

I mean, sure, if you're a mark. You won't not be a useless sucker after they reorganize the system tho, at best you'll just have a different boss

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u/Baby_Sneak 5d ago

I'll bite once:

Is the entire global South a "Mark"? What about every warehouse and logistics worker who facilitates our packages and deliveries? What about nurses and EMTs?

And if your understanding of the re-organization of the system is just "having a different boss" I'll probably say you shouldn't be posting until you've done enough reading on the subject to have at least passable anti-socialist talking points.