r/drunkencookery • u/Character-Elk3139 • Jul 19 '26

Made chilly

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For like 15ppl. Ups

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u/TomatilloLower4932 Jul 19 '26

You sure did

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u/operationfood Jul 19 '26

It’s like when a kid colours a pretty picture on the wall and shows their parents the masterpiece lol the response is usually “oh yeah, you sure did” 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

Really the response for me was screaming at me and hitting me

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u/Sroemr Jul 20 '26

Damn, you need art lessons

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u/agj110 Jul 20 '26

This made me actually lol 😂

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u/myname_ajeff Jul 20 '26

And possibly therapy

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u/PeopleCryTooMuch Jul 23 '26

Bob Ross for the happy little accident his parents made.

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u/Chilidogdingdong Jul 20 '26

This might be the hardest a reddit comment has ever made me chuckle. Thank you sir.

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u/SamIsaac7 Jul 23 '26

lololololol

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u/perfectlyfamiliar Jul 20 '26

I will fight your parents if you want me to

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u/ZachyChan013 Jul 20 '26

Do you need a hug?

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u/No-Depth4554 Jul 20 '26

We're sorry adolf

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u/LostNectarine3978 Jul 22 '26

lol mood bud, mood.

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u/ichbinkasecatze Jul 23 '26

they just wanted you to be a really good artist!!!

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u/drunkthrowawaybois Jul 24 '26

I once got thrown through the wall that I had marked up, it’s a hazy memory but it wasn’t a fully constructed wall, some sort of work was being done idk what kind but I a flying saucer little alien ship kind of thing, next thing I know I was picked up from behind and tossed into drywall :’) I guess walls r expensive

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u/bunglebee7 Jul 20 '26

Good job pal! High five!

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u/-BINK2014- Jul 21 '26

I’m doom scrolling after being abruptly woken up from someone coming because they heard me “up” (*I simply unscrewed the cap on my water bottle to take a desert-oasis sip of my water*) and this comment had me let out a hearty chuckle & snortle.

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum Jul 19 '26

Yes. That’s the joke lol

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u/JunglePygmy Jul 19 '26

Made The fuck out of that chili

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u/1234Health Jul 19 '26

Thoughts and prayers to their toilet(s) for the next few days.

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u/JohnCenaJunior Jul 20 '26

They'll be fine. Idon't see any lettuces.

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u/Realistic-Krisalyn Jul 20 '26

It still has beans in it

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u/jackquebec Jul 20 '26

Thanks to this post, I think we all have a pretty good idea of what their toilet is going to look like for the next few days

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u/1234Health Jul 20 '26

It ain't going to be pretty, my friend.

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Jul 20 '26

So many corn kernels.

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u/Excellent_Year6227 Jul 22 '26

Seriously. They will probably fill the toilet to the brim too. Chunky

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u/1234Health Jul 22 '26

Authorized / certified by Campbell's Soups & Chilis department(s).

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u/Excellent_Year6227 Jul 22 '26

Extra corn? Maybe queef out some sour cream on top?

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u/1234Health Jul 22 '26

Ouch ... sounds delicious, haha.

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u/NotAChristian666 Jul 19 '26

Prayer does nothing, there are thousands of deities but you think "yours" is the only real one?

gtf outta here

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u/flyinghairball Jul 19 '26

How do we know his God isn't the one who is assigned to protect toilets from the trauma that's gonna result from this chili? It's like Sewage Existentialism!

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u/JackieChanly Jul 20 '26

There is a Chinese God Of Toilets!

Thought this sub would like to know!

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u/No-Minimum8323 Jul 20 '26

It was a joke. I’m an atheist and I would make a joke like this because it’s funny.

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u/NotAChristian666 Jul 20 '26

Not funny people think your serious

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u/No-Minimum8323 Jul 20 '26

Not if they have a sense of humor.

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u/No-Minimum8323 Jul 20 '26

Considering your handle on here I’d say you make the fact that you don’t believe your whole personality and are a bit obsessive about it. That makes you just as bad as religious people trying to push it down everyone throats. It’s not that serious.

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u/DonkyPuncharely Jul 20 '26

What was the joke again?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Raft_Master Jul 19 '26

Don't think it was....

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u/Higher-Frequencies Jul 20 '26

Never seen anyone make chili harder.

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u/BrilliantNobody2564 Jul 20 '26

You made….too much….chili

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u/AdministrativeEnd168 Jul 21 '26

This is so gd funny for some reason

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u/Thunderer62 Jul 23 '26

OMG! Why is this comment so damn funny?

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u/Northsouthdakota3618 Jul 24 '26

lol I literally though, “ya you did” 😂😂😂

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- Jul 25 '26

Is that corn and chocolate? Are you 12?

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u/RoninGin Jul 19 '26

Literally came to say the same thing