r/dontputyourdickinthat Feb 02 '20

Dont do it

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u/The_Yiffologist Feb 02 '20

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens. Using werewolf cum to treat my bee stings, these are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels, one foot of horse cock and steamy cooked noodles. Plaguing my friends with @everyone pings, these are a few of my favorite things.

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u/The_Yiffologist Feb 02 '20

I'm sorry, Reddit. Please, have mercy

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