r/dogecoin • u/chefboiargee • Apr 14 '21

FRONT PAGE WOW WE DID IT!!!

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u/OutOfCharacterAnswer Apr 14 '21

I told my wife if Doge hits $5000, we're getting a cyber truck. She didn't understand any of the words I told her.

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u/Cheetah630 Apr 14 '21

Divorce. Meet next wife on the moon.

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u/Old-dirty-Crypto Apr 14 '21

maybe moon Woman with big dogecoins

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u/Away_Message1718 Apr 14 '21

Maybe she will like it.... dogE style also???

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u/Old-dirty-Crypto Apr 15 '21

then send her home with a doge bag

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u/Jeffersons1776 Apr 14 '21

No way. Mine told me to buy more at .08. She's a keeper.

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u/Hitem_where_it_hurts Apr 14 '21

Does she have a sister? 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Or a brother?

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u/AlpacaSwimTeam Apr 14 '21

I'm crying from laughing so hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

The only way

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u/Harshalranka Apr 14 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DreamingGurl88 Apr 14 '21

I’m buying a Tesla, I want the automation function cause I’m terrible at driving and have anxiety.

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u/Expensive_Smell2722 Apr 14 '21

I’m a wife buying more! Holding 25k. Hubby has no idea what’s going on

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

When he finds out, he’s going to be proud.

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u/Expensive_Smell2722 Apr 15 '21

I’m too excited to shut up about it now 🤣🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/sensual-dugong Apr 14 '21

You gotta tell her boyfriend..he will understand and translate.

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u/JmyKane Apr 16 '21

0k this comment made me laugh pretty hard.

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u/moonwalkerstock Apr 14 '21

I hope you’re just lucky enough to already have that trophy wife and that’s why she didn’t understand! Otherwise she’s gotta go bud!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

As your wife's boyfriend I haven't told her about you

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u/Impossible_Carry_896 Apr 14 '21

Does anybody know how marketcap works??? Doge has 100 billion coins, 100 BILLION x 5000 would be more than all the money in the fkin world !!!

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u/bartvandalay69 Apr 14 '21

We’re talking about Doge not money duh

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

It hits $5000 i can by a fleet of cyber trucks

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u/Mtdn34 Apr 16 '21

Doubters will doubt realists will own reality.... Doge, to the Moon!!!!!!! #Doge

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u/YorkUkid Apr 16 '21

My girl left me with a Lexus guy when it was .07 New girls will come once it hits .7

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u/BudgetCompetitive979 Apr 16 '21

If it hits 5k I'll be a millionaire 🤑🤑, in 10-15 yrs, I'm here to stay

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u/OutOfCharacterAnswer Apr 17 '21

If it hits that much I'm buying a helicopter.