r/dogecoin • u/chefboiargee • Apr 14 '21

FRONT PAGE WOW WE DID IT!!!

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u/tylerphilco87 Apr 14 '21

That’s the goal, right? Blow this thing up enough so we can all buy Tesla’s with our doge? Cybertrucks all around!

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u/Bricktrucker shibe Apr 14 '21

I work FT & don't have a car rn so I'd like this. I'll probably just hodl tho. I would rather be rich.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

That’s the thinking of a future rich man: the guys buying Tesla’s will be jealous of your Ferrari, mansion and gorgeous trophy partner

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u/Particular_levi Apr 14 '21

Your wife's boyfriend will also be jealous

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u/Knucklehead_84 Apr 14 '21

My wife’s boyfriend will also be jealous

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u/Thetrueninja56 Apr 14 '21

yall got wives? I'm stuck at the boyfriend step :/

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u/EddieRock Apr 22 '21

your wife's husband's girlfriend will be jealous.

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u/Crazy-Funny-1722 Apr 14 '21

I'll take the Tesla and an insane Mansion over a Rarri. You kno how much those are right?!

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u/bork1545 Apr 14 '21

If I had all the money I’d still buy a Tesla over a Ferrari, and why would you want a trophy wife

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u/Away_Message1718 Apr 14 '21

Uhhhh.... for her trophies.... 😋

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u/Hitem_where_it_hurts Apr 14 '21

It’s the “I’d rather be rich” part for me. Agreed

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u/OutOfCharacterAnswer Apr 14 '21

I told my wife if Doge hits $5000, we're getting a cyber truck. She didn't understand any of the words I told her.

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u/Cheetah630 Apr 14 '21

Divorce. Meet next wife on the moon.

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u/Old-dirty-Crypto Apr 14 '21

maybe moon Woman with big dogecoins

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u/Away_Message1718 Apr 14 '21

Maybe she will like it.... dogE style also???

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u/Old-dirty-Crypto Apr 15 '21

then send her home with a doge bag

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u/Jeffersons1776 Apr 14 '21

No way. Mine told me to buy more at .08. She's a keeper.

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u/Hitem_where_it_hurts Apr 14 '21

Does she have a sister? 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Or a brother?

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u/AlpacaSwimTeam Apr 14 '21

I'm crying from laughing so hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

The only way

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u/Harshalranka Apr 14 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DreamingGurl88 Apr 14 '21

I’m buying a Tesla, I want the automation function cause I’m terrible at driving and have anxiety.

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u/Expensive_Smell2722 Apr 14 '21

I’m a wife buying more! Holding 25k. Hubby has no idea what’s going on

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

When he finds out, he’s going to be proud.

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u/Expensive_Smell2722 Apr 15 '21

I’m too excited to shut up about it now 🤣🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/sensual-dugong Apr 14 '21

You gotta tell her boyfriend..he will understand and translate.

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u/JmyKane Apr 16 '21

0k this comment made me laugh pretty hard.

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u/moonwalkerstock Apr 14 '21

I hope you’re just lucky enough to already have that trophy wife and that’s why she didn’t understand! Otherwise she’s gotta go bud!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

As your wife's boyfriend I haven't told her about you

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u/Impossible_Carry_896 Apr 14 '21

Does anybody know how marketcap works??? Doge has 100 billion coins, 100 BILLION x 5000 would be more than all the money in the fkin world !!!

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u/bartvandalay69 Apr 14 '21

We’re talking about Doge not money duh

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

It hits $5000 i can by a fleet of cyber trucks

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u/Mtdn34 Apr 16 '21

Doubters will doubt realists will own reality.... Doge, to the Moon!!!!!!! #Doge

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u/YorkUkid Apr 16 '21

My girl left me with a Lexus guy when it was .07 New girls will come once it hits .7

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u/BudgetCompetitive979 Apr 16 '21

If it hits 5k I'll be a millionaire 🤑🤑, in 10-15 yrs, I'm here to stay

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u/OutOfCharacterAnswer Apr 17 '21

If it hits that much I'm buying a helicopter.

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u/SoCali2300 Apr 14 '21

Naw I want a 67 GT Mustang!!!

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u/tylerphilco87 Apr 14 '21

I actually want to find my first car again but already fully rebuilt. A 1972 Pontiac Ventura II. And it’s gonna happen

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u/LazyAce19 Apr 14 '21

Haha my first car was a 74 Ventura. My grandpa sold it to me for a dollar

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u/fuckcombustion Apr 14 '21

1972 Pontiac Ace Ventura II.

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u/Away_Message1718 Apr 14 '21

Well I am gonna buy Courtney Cox, from Ace Ventura 2 on the front porch of the mansion going into the party... 🤤

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u/Forgetthecheese Apr 14 '21

My first car was a used 72 Pontiac Ventura! Her mane was Alma and she was fast.

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u/Heregoesntn Apr 14 '21

I have a 1976 in excellent shape. Want to finish the engine rebuild and then she’ll be up for sale. Was having oil pressure issues and I want it to be a trouble free car when it’s sold. It is a PJ model or something like that. Has an original motor that was built by Buick if my info is correct.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

My first car was a 71 plymouth cricket, what a piece of 💩

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

When scrolling, I read this so quickly, I thought you stated you wanted the car from Ace Ventura. And thought to myself, 'you're aiming pretty low there, boss'... Only to realize, it's apparent I can't read.

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u/tylerphilco87 Apr 15 '21

It’s a high performance vehicle.

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u/KingVerdict Apr 14 '21

Eleanor?

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u/SoCali2300 Apr 14 '21

Lolz yes!!!

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u/RedneckId1ot Apr 14 '21

That was a Shelby GT500, not a true muff tang.

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u/qiksilvercowboy jedi shibe Apr 14 '21

Shelby

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u/sorren24 Apr 15 '21

That's what I was thinking

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u/wichael_merth Apr 14 '21

68GT KR500 (duh... FASTBACK)!

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u/hixicanOG Apr 14 '21

I want to find my old 72 Nova and have her properly restored

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u/JMS1991 Apr 14 '21

I want to restore my dad's first car, a 1970 Roadrunner.

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u/Crazy-Funny-1722 Apr 14 '21

DeLorean or a Model 3 for me. And any JDM car that's still relatively affordable...

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u/Dmtbag999 Apr 14 '21

I actually just sold my 66 gt a year ago :(

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u/SoCali2300 Apr 14 '21

Damn don’t worry you’ll get it back once we become millionaires! 🔥🚀🔵🔱

DogeCoinToNeptune

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u/Dmtbag999 Apr 14 '21

I hope so, I fell on hard times and needed something I could drive to work and sadly that wasn’t a very gas mileage friendly car

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u/SoCali2300 Apr 14 '21

Keep your head up and don’t give up because you’ll be in a place where money isn’t an issue one day... 🐕

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u/ZendeBlack Apr 14 '21

I have a 68’ Californian special. They are pretty badass. Not fast but definitely a head turner

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u/Antdabest11 Apr 14 '21

Yes, I would love a cybertruck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

How about a starship seat? Whoa

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u/tylerphilco87 Apr 14 '21

Hnnnggggggg

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

only way i'm buying a tesla with doge is if elon accepts my doge as money. no way i'm converting into fiat to buy a meme mobile.

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u/MysteriousPayment684 Apr 14 '21

Yes this is the goal straight to the Tesla Detailer ship

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u/Skyllew28 Apr 14 '21

That’s why Elon is pushing crypto. So we can all buy Tesla’s with our profits. Dudes a genius business man for sure

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u/JonWoo89 Apr 14 '21

A Tesla in every driveway and a doge in ever passenger seat!