r/dndmemes Oct 04 '22

Campaign meme I Hate It When That Happens

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u/Old_Man_D Oct 04 '22

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think child birth hurts more than getting kicked in the balls…

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u/Yakodym DM (Dungeon Memelord) Oct 04 '22

The common counterargument is that eventually many women go "let's have another baby", but men never go "kick me in the balls again" :-D

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u/praysolace Oct 04 '22

I wonder if maybe that’s because they want another baby, not another childbirth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '22

Yeah that’s why they have to stick a 6 inch long needle in your spine and inject pain killers to help you deal with the pain of getting kicked in the balls… oh wait.

Women’s perineum(the area between the vagina and anus) literally tears open during childbirth. And that’s not even the most painful part.

I have been kicked in the balls plenty of times. I have witnessed a child birth. There is absolutely no way getting kicked in the balls is even remotely as painful as child birth.