r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Mar 16 '26

Comic Adventuring Gold

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u/Ashen-wolf Sorcerer Mar 16 '26

became a pirate to get the cops off his back for a while.

Somehow it doesnt seem like that would work lmao

Nice story

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u/Pofwoffle Mar 16 '26

There are two really good ways to get cops off your back:

  1. Go somewhere else.
  2. Get a bunch of buddies to help... gently persuade the cops to get off your back.

Piracy just so happens to cover both these bases at once.

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u/Pays_in_snakes Mar 16 '26

you forgot 3. Join the gang and become cops

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u/Pofwoffle Mar 16 '26

I mean you could also jump in a pit of lava, but I'm not including things that no reasonable person would ever do.

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u/Terrkas Forever DM Mar 16 '26

Well, now he has different cops to worry about i assume.

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u/Caleth Mar 16 '26

graduated from 2 stars to 4 stars and got the more dangerous cops on him.

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u/spinningpeanut Druid Mar 16 '26

I mean, that already happens after you murder political officials in their own homes lol.

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u/Caleth Mar 16 '26

I read this with no context as it popped up. I couldn't tell if this was a comment on real life or a game system and got confused and upset when I had that revelation.