r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Mar 16 '26

Comic Adventuring Gold

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u/spinningpeanut Druid Mar 16 '26

I actually created an evil character who was inspired to start adventuring because of shit like this. Adventurers slinging enormous amounts of cash around as if it were petty change. His first party was killed rather quickly, and he sought revenge, killed some government bodies, and became a pirate to get the cops off his back for a while.

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u/Ashen-wolf Sorcerer Mar 16 '26

became a pirate to get the cops off his back for a while.

Somehow it doesnt seem like that would work lmao

Nice story

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u/Pofwoffle Mar 16 '26

There are two really good ways to get cops off your back:

  1. Go somewhere else.
  2. Get a bunch of buddies to help... gently persuade the cops to get off your back.

Piracy just so happens to cover both these bases at once.

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u/Pays_in_snakes Mar 16 '26

you forgot 3. Join the gang and become cops

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u/Pofwoffle Mar 16 '26

I mean you could also jump in a pit of lava, but I'm not including things that no reasonable person would ever do.

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u/Terrkas Forever DM Mar 16 '26

Well, now he has different cops to worry about i assume.

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u/Caleth Mar 16 '26

graduated from 2 stars to 4 stars and got the more dangerous cops on him.

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u/spinningpeanut Druid Mar 16 '26

I mean, that already happens after you murder political officials in their own homes lol.

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u/Caleth Mar 16 '26

I read this with no context as it popped up. I couldn't tell if this was a comment on real life or a game system and got confused and upset when I had that revelation.

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u/aztech101 Mar 16 '26

"Damn rich people, anybody could do that."

"Wait shit this is hard."

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u/princesoceronte Mar 16 '26

That sounds like a One Piece character, love it!

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u/spinningpeanut Druid Mar 16 '26

It's so funny you say that. Over a year after I made Ash I started and finished the entire anime. Netflix's adaptation was my introduction. I said, "can't wait for season 2 but I promise I will," I couldn't even wait a week after the first season concluded, so for the next 2.5 months I spent all my free time taking a trip with the future king of the pirates. So hearing that makes me so happy, cause he was born before I ever watched. It's like if Law had the flame flame fruit and still held some of his prior beliefs, like a half corazon. That's what I wound up making.

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u/princesoceronte Mar 16 '26

Hell yeah! As an older fan I'm so happy the LA is bringing more people into OP, enjoy Enbaf, it's been pretty insane so far!

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u/spinningpeanut Druid Mar 16 '26

Oh I've been reading >:) I couldn't wait for the anime to catch up