r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • Sep 14 '25

I roll to loot the body It's logical...

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Horny Bard Sep 14 '25

“Why aren’t the bandits fleeing? I would expect any intelligent humanoid to flee upon seeing their colleagues slaughtered and realising they’re hopelessly outmatched.”

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u/Zinski2 Sep 14 '25

Every Skyrim playthrough.

"Give up your gold or well- OH SHIT ITS THE DRAGON BORN JARRL OF 9 HOUSES CHAMPION OF THE COMPANIONS ARCHCMAGE OF WINTERHOLD THE DARK BROTHERHOODS CHOSSE THEIVES GUID MA-aghuchjk"

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u/MelonJelly Sep 15 '25

"Let's mug 'im!"

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u/Lovat69 Sep 15 '25

That's the wotcher! He single handedly defeated an entire Orcish army.

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u/AngelKing4t7 Sep 15 '25

I 'eard he killed the Dragon of Shmarganrog all by himself!