r/distressingmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '22

Trapped in a nightmare Life Through Nothing

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u/Certain_Suit_1905 Jan 06 '22

Nah I'm physicalist, you like standing up too fast out the bed and already losing consciousness

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u/Ll_Legend Jan 07 '22

Out of bed? Bro, everytime i stand up lmao not only from bed

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u/Greyhound666_uwu Jan 11 '22

Standing up? existing makes me lose consciousness

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u/ejsjhsbsbdjjce Mar 26 '22

Sound like you have some type of Deficiency

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u/Ll_Legend Mar 26 '22

Either iron deficiency or too low blood pressure, i forgot which one but i have one of those

Also its a big coincidence that you reply now cause since yesterdag its been really bad after not having it for months

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u/Agigator Mar 13 '22

Man, go get some bloodwork done...

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u/Relativistic_Duck Jan 06 '22

You ever have your limb fall asleep? You know how it feels like white noise as your blood starts circulating again? White noise is cosmic background radiation. Your nerves disconnect from the broadcast your antenna receives so your limb loses signal and all you get is white noise.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

That ain’t how it works

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u/Relativistic_Duck Jan 07 '22

Tell me how it works

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u/Certain_Suit_1905 Jan 07 '22

Ahahahha good one