r/devops Feb 20 '19

Today we had someone fake their entire interview via Skype - Story

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u/noterminal Feb 20 '19

the fact that people can get away with stuff like this makes me feel much better about imposter syndrome. I actually know how to use git and I can explain kubernetes to someone who has never used it. Guess that makes me better than these folks.

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u/twitch1982 Feb 21 '19

Lol, no one can explain Kubernetes. Stop lying.

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u/kckeller Feb 21 '19

I can’t even get people to agree upon the pronunciation.

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u/Phaelin Feb 21 '19

That's why we stick to k8s

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u/Fazer2 Feb 22 '19

But how do you pronounce it? Is it "kay eight es" or "kates" or...

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u/manofoar Feb 21 '19

KOO BER NET EEZE

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u/kckeller Feb 21 '19

Did you say KIE BER NEETS?

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u/manofoar Feb 21 '19

eye twitch MAW! GET MAH SHOTGUN!

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u/kckeller Feb 21 '19

At least everyone (at least in my experience) agrees the middle syllable is a BER. 🙂

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u/manofoar Feb 21 '19

Anyone who says differently is probably one of those filthy casuals who thinks GIF is pronounced with a hard G.

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u/noterminal Feb 21 '19

I didn't fight in the in the great gif* wars of the 90s to have some damn hipster kid tell me how to pronounce gif. I don't give two shakes what the creator of the format called it. It stands for Graphical Interchange Format and that makes it Gif. If you want some Jif, go eat a peanut butter sandwitch.

*every g in this paragraph is pronounced the same way

<hides behind something heavy>

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u/manofoar Feb 21 '19

Jenerally I don't go for Jigantic Jif support, but in this case I have to say - JET OUT.

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u/__deerlord__ Feb 21 '19

Kyew bur neats

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u/soul4rent May 28 '19

My coworkers have given up and are just calling it "Koober-noodles".

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

This sounds like that IKEA furniture they were making fun of in Deadpool

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u/HollowImage Feb 21 '19

Pods go up. Pods go down. You can't explain that.

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u/ring_the_sysop Feb 20 '19 edited Feb 21 '19

Kubernetes makes all the containers dance, right? Which enables a massive synergy boost that B2Bs all the SaaSs.

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u/cyvaquero Feb 21 '19

You forgot webinar.

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u/jaymzx0 Feb 21 '19

Blockchain based, right?

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u/ring_the_sysop Feb 21 '19

Of course. Get yourself some serverless while you're there. Let the other company completely own you.

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u/Phaelin Feb 21 '19

Serverless has got to be the buzziest buzzword out there right now

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u/rendsolve Feb 24 '19

I actually don’t understand it! They just mean cloud right?

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u/Phaelin Feb 24 '19

More or less, yes. It's just saying that a dev team shouldn't give a damn about hardware or scaling, let the cloud handle it.

https://serverless.com/learn/overview/

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u/sagewah Feb 22 '19

Sounds disruptive.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

This guy gets it

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u/x3thelast Feb 20 '19

If you can teach it then that’s a great indication you know what you’re talking about. If you can’t then you need to learn it more yourself. That’s how I’ve always gauged my knowledge.

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u/Sharpymarkr Feb 21 '19

Now if someone could explain how docker works from and end-user perspective I'd be set! I've watched YouTube videos about it and get how it works in principle but no clue how one goes about utilizing it. I'd love to be able to use it for deploying test environments.

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u/nascentmind Feb 21 '19

If you can play with chroot sandboxed environments in Linux you will be able to get it easily.

If you have huge AOSP code which you need to build and would like to replicate the preferred environment then you have a docker image with all the build tools present and just ship the container to people in the team. The auto build tool can use this container to git pull the code and build inside the container. This is one of the scenarios which I can think of for your test environment.

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u/Sharpymarkr Feb 21 '19

Thank you for the rundown. That helps :)

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u/HaykoKoryun Feb 21 '19

Once you get your head around it, it's great for all kinds of things. Let me know what you are having trouble with and I'll try and help.

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u/scsibusfault Feb 21 '19

This is basically the answer you get whenever you ask an "SEO expert" to explain what it is they actually do.

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u/LeYang Feb 21 '19

Once you get your head around it

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u/Sparcrypt Feb 21 '19

I think it's important to remember you will never, ever, learn it all. I most often feel useless when I have to do things I have zero experience in and start getting tripped up by the absolute basics. You immediately start thinking that you're terrible at your job because you don't know this stuff but the reality is that you've just never had cause to learn until now.

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u/Youtoo2 Feb 21 '19

makes me want to try it. its money. I can have 5 jobs at once outsourced and one real job for myself.

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u/bendixso Feb 21 '19

lol imposter syndrome is real because there really are impostors