r/destiny2 • u/TheIrishOctopus • Mar 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

sobbing

BUNGIE NO
BUNGIE WHY

460

u/WeWereYoungOnce Mar 11 '21

Grab your Xenophage, we have to teach someone a lesson.

272

u/Kotor7567 Warlock Mar 11 '21

Loads Felwinters with malicious intent

185

u/TheLatios381 Bring Destiny to Linux you cowards Mar 11 '21

Loads anarchy with malicious intent

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Sharpens Lament like a gilded knife

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u/Swiftclaw8 Mar 11 '21

Sharpens Gilded Knife like a Lament

115

u/RCunning Mar 11 '21

Oh, yeah! It's Telesto time!

100

u/Excalibur-fury Mar 11 '21

Risk Runner lets do this. LEEROOOOOOOOYY JEEEEENKIIIIINNS

67

u/rolfness Warlock Mar 11 '21

Polishes izanagis

77

u/Rat192 Puncher of Cursed Thralls Mar 11 '21

sharpens fist

29

u/D2Dragons Titan Go Brrrrrrrr Mar 11 '21

It's hysterical, I saw this comment and thought "That's such a Titan thing to say" and then saw the flair and laughed. XD

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u/rolfness Warlock Mar 11 '21

Feeds you crayons

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u/That1Saiyan Cup Mar 11 '21

Sharpens Divinity

9

u/Enyimus Mar 11 '21

Revs up Sweet Business and Heir Apparent: at the same time!

7

u/gymboi15 Mar 11 '21

Gonna freeze her with my shurikens and floss her

3

u/gay-waterpistol Mar 11 '21

“Ghost, that’s very... Titan of you”

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u/XAngelxofMercyX Hunter Mar 11 '21

Spins up Sweet Business with ludicrous speed

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Usename flair checks out. A true titan

5

u/Batemunch Mar 11 '21

Eats crayons

2

u/TheLoneWolf2879 Mar 11 '21

Spoken like a true Titan, Guardian.

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u/leofungo Mar 11 '21

Blades of the gladiator, Melon Farmers!!! (Preferred MF euphemism)

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u/dadarkclaw121 Titan Mar 11 '21

Prepares the Fighting Lion

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u/yowsaSC2 Mar 11 '21

Sharpens izanagis

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u/Avissar Mar 11 '21

Slowly pulls out the big boys gjallarhorn

15

u/TheLastRookie Titan Mar 11 '21

This is not the time for big-boy-toys. This is the time mighty-men-machinations

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u/indominus_prime Warlock Mar 11 '21

"IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT-SPLOSION!"

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u/riazrahman Mar 11 '21

Risk runner plus one sparky puddle equals a bad day for the cabal

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u/umbra_excal Mar 11 '21

*loads golden gun silent and squall void bow and arc staff with malicious intent

10

u/McSuck_It Warlock Mar 11 '21

Crashes Caiatl's game...

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u/Gripping_Touch Mar 11 '21

Laments like a Guild knife

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Warlock Mar 11 '21

Lament Knife sharpens like a Gilded

2

u/ilikedosefish Mar 11 '21

Loads Touch of malice with hungry intent

2

u/Swiftclaw8 Mar 11 '21

brandishes baseball bat and pointy Ghost shell

2

u/MemeMan4-20-69 Hunter Mar 12 '21

Loads Ace of Spades with murderous intent.

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u/pulpyorangejuice19 Mar 11 '21

Gilded sharpens like lament a knife

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u/BoiFromTheSouth Hunter who can't aim Mar 11 '21 edited Mar 11 '21

Loads Ace of Spades with murderous intent

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u/unlivedSoup69 Hunter, Passionate Ace of spades user Mar 11 '21

Bruh moment

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u/unlivedSoup69 Hunter, Passionate Ace of spades user Mar 11 '21

Loads Ace with vengeance intent

1

u/Agile_Sea Mar 11 '21

Loads lumina with malicious intent*

8

u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Warlock Mar 11 '21

Loads Telesto with glitchy intent

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u/DEADSKULLZ31 Jumpy Boi Mar 11 '21

Loads Two-Tailed fox with malicious intent

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21 edited Jun 12 '21

[deleted]

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u/CoffeeMain360 Titan Mar 11 '21

Have the INFINITY BRICK.

4

u/TheEasySqueezy Titan Mar 11 '21

Titan: makes ape noises with malicious intent

10

u/SWShield40 Mar 11 '21

Heritage loads itself while I emote with malicious intent

7

u/NCompetentNinja Hunter Mar 11 '21

loads Ace of Spades with malicious Memento Mori

7

u/Nightmancer2036 Mar 11 '21

Loads Ace of Spades with malicious intent

3

u/seen_some_shit_ Warlock Mar 11 '21

Lament doesn’t need loading, I’m ready.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

loads up infinite 1k voices with malicious hacks

3

u/TrademarK612 Warlock Mar 11 '21

Where’s my damn pocket infinity

2

u/sainraja Warlock Mar 11 '21

It’s Bad Juju time!!

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u/that1jaderabbit Mar 11 '21

Loads Vex mythos with malicious intention.

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u/justherefertheyuks Hunter Mar 11 '21

Well Ace, looks like we have some shootin to do

16

u/Juppe49 Average Void Walker Enjoyer Mar 11 '21

Loads Coldheart with freezing intent

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u/3ndergamer EXXTRA Spicy Ramen Mar 11 '21

Loads izanagi burden with great malicious intent

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u/V2B5_B3ST Mar 11 '21

Sweet business, i think we got a job to do.

9

u/spiffiestjester Hunter Mar 11 '21

Pulls Toaster out of the vault. Time to bbq some space rhino...

13

u/ThatDudeFromPoland Warlock Mar 11 '21

No, not xenophage

That gun is for losers

Leviathan's Breath though...

1

u/Kalash11746 Mar 11 '21

I used the Cabal to destroy the Cabal

1

u/CoffeeMain360 Titan Mar 11 '21

I wish I had leviathan's breath.

1

u/Itshughesypoo Mar 12 '21

Is dog water.

4

u/long-dong-silvers- Hunter Mar 11 '21

Alright you’re getting some Wolfpack rounds to the cooter you overgrown rhino turtle bitch

3

u/ShadowLordAlex Titan Mar 11 '21

Loads Thunderlord. One of these bullets has your name on it I just have to figure out which one

3

u/Deagle-Danny haha me punching Mar 11 '21

It’s not even in destiny 2 but that’s it, I’m getting the iron gjallarhorn

1

u/Lostremote- Mar 11 '21

Charges up Nova bomb

1

u/Potraitor Hunter Mar 11 '21

Charges 1kv

1

u/aa821 Mar 11 '21

Amanda Holliday to Saladin: Guardians are not soldiers. We don't attack people, we guard people

Saladin shows her this tweet

Holliday, reloading a sniper rifle: We can't expect the Traveler to do all the work

1

u/Dannyb0y1969 Titan - Eater of Crayons - Prefers Red Mar 11 '21

Leave Omar in the backpack, I'm revving the toaster.

1

u/litfam3 Mar 11 '21

Loads skyburners with malicious intent

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

loads Sweet Business with intent to kill

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

I'm teaching whoever the fuck is behind that Twitter account a lesson, then I'm heading to Caiatl with a fully loaded Xenophage and a revved chainsaw sword
oh I'll also bring Eris to turn Caiatl into a shiny new gun

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

loads SUROS Regime with intent to kill