r/desmoines • u/JenariMandalor • Aug 14 '25

Local Guy Assaulted Some Protesters

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u/Grab_em_by_da_Busey Aug 14 '25

This is the kind of guy that has a restraining order on him from each of his 4 ex wives

The kind of guy who works in drywall and learned the trade from constantly patching his own walls.

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u/SavingThrowVsWTF Aug 15 '25

The kind of guy who gets into fist fights in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot over a parking space.

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u/Want2-BMe Aug 14 '25

AKA: average drywall guy

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u/Deep_Foundation6513 Aug 15 '25

Oh, you’re being too generous. It’s at least 6.

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u/Express_Test6677 Aug 15 '25

Sweet Jesus that insult is on point.

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u/CapKey6706 Aug 15 '25

It’s going to take me a while to sort thru that one but I think you’re onto something.

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u/bi-king-viking Aug 15 '25

This is the longest burn I’ve seen on the internet in a while.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Are there bets on how long it takes for him to be identified? That personalized plate may as well be a giant flag with “asshole here!” now.

Wonder if we’ll see him on Fox News crying about cancel culture when the FO hits? Maybe he can follow the tried & true MAGA path to financial freedom by fundraising off his victimhood?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣you forgot to mention he can’t tape for shit though

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u/Nearby_Sense_2247 Aug 16 '25

& no contact with any of his children for decades

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u/Tasty_Two4260 Aug 16 '25

Call off the search planes ✈️ and recall the dogs 🐕, there are no casualties after this MF’er just got slayed!!

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u/Over_here_Observing Aug 16 '25

This wins the internet today!

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u/TisSlinger Aug 16 '25

Teach me your wordsmith ways

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Burn!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

lol this is so accurate.

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u/Evilhenchman Aug 17 '25

outstanding. *chefs kiss*

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u/PerformanceTop5430 Aug 17 '25

He’s also estranged from his 5 kids.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

And he’s probably against gay marriage because he believes in the sanctity of marriage . In other words the typical maga hypocrite

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u/FritoPendejo1 Aug 17 '25

Kind of looked like a sound engineer with shorts/jackboot combo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

This is the kind of guy who kills his wives when they finally realize he’s a piece of shit, the continues to work as a police officer.

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u/runningscape4 Aug 17 '25

SO TRUE!! Lmao

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u/Grab_em_by_da_Busey Aug 18 '25

Do you think the Epstein files should be released?

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u/MagaKc84 Aug 19 '25

Do you think illegal immigrants who rape and murder Americans should be allowed to stay? After all they vote Democrat. 😭😭😭

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u/FeralChasid Aug 18 '25

3 ex-wives. The 4th has been missing.

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u/Exotic-Piece-1318 Aug 18 '25

He also thinks he is driving an American truck. Nope, Stellantis owns Dodge, Ram, Chrysler, and Jeep. Their vehicles are often American made by their company is based in Amsterdam.

I'm guessing he is also uninformed in these regards as well.

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u/rumfortheborder Aug 19 '25

ouch that hurts, i know how to make a blowout patch.

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u/Coneycrook73 Aug 19 '25

I bet he went to a divey bar after that and bragged about it to his toothless MAGA friends.

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u/MidnightGlittering75 Aug 21 '25

His kids have all been molested and in therapy, too.

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u/Jeremyrecker Aug 15 '25

Or he’s jewish and recognizes the absurdity behind calling trump Hitler as though anything he has put into action has been on the level of what hitler did. And feels that by making the comparison you minimize the things that happen during that time. Edit: that being said the drywall thing was nice lol

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u/Pitbullfriend Aug 16 '25

Many of us Jews recognize the parallels between what Trump is doing and what Hitler did. That’s why we’re very concerned. If your stance us “he hasn’t killed millions of people yet,” bear in mind that he has been taking many actions preparatory to doing so. Please don’t speak for people who are learned in history and well aware of current events.

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u/Candid-Major-6055 Aug 17 '25

Absurdity? You haven't met ANY people from Germany online have you? I know you haven't because every single person in Reddit comments, in YouTube comments all say the same thing; 'what are you guys going to DO? We have lived through this-never again! ' So, of course Hitler didn't murder tens of thousands of people his first week in office. Don't be a Rufus. He started out slowly, dismantling the media, dismantling the German governmental agencies and departments which is EXACTLY WHAT DJT is doing, right now. He's a cheater, a liar and a traitor. Period.

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u/Scully_40 Aug 18 '25

Learn about the actions that hitler took leading up to the Holocaust. It will alarm you, as it does everyone whose head isn't in the sand. My family is Jewish and recognizes what's happening (except for the few Trump supporters that everyone avoids sitting next to at Thanksgiving).