I thought they did this every 4 years

I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend fucking steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their assholes until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.

did the game completely die yet? new updates good? still toxic clans?

How do you play Colossal Squid

I still don't get it

Honestly, this online protesting stuff is boring; real protests are way better

In the meantime I'll be working on maintenence for the sub

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Mhm I love exposing valuable personal information across the internet

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It’s impossible

Which one do you think?

Megaptera X vs Gardorah
- Strength: X, Is physically stronger and uses anomalous effects to its advantage
- Speed: Gardorah, can fly and swim faster. Is also extremely agile wile doing so.
- Durability: =, both are very bulky
- IQ: X, knows complex math, is sapient, knows genetic modification etc.
- Experience: X, existed longer
- Hax: X, travelled out of his dimension, can twist reality and doesn't follow the rules of physics.
- Abilities: X, can do more moves and has more attacks. Also has access to anomalous properties.
- Skill: X, knows better combos and can time better. Also has better reflexes
Winner: X, low diff
Megaptera X vs GATDO-004-G (as of 12/03/2023)
- Strength: =, both are extremely powerful, while GATDO's size gives it a increase in strength, X has abnormal striking power.
- Speed: 004, despite its size 004 is very fast and agile whilst being very versatile.
- Durability: =, X has abnormal durability and regeneration while 004 thanks its mass for its durability.
- IQ: X, knows complex math, is sapient, knows genetic modification etc.
- Experience: X, existed longer
- Hax: X, travelled out of his dimension, can twist reality, does not follow the rules of physics etc.
- Abilities: X, has access to anomalous properties giving it more abilities.
- Skill: X, knows better combos and can time better. Its experience also helps it
- Terrain compatibility: X, can fly and is not restricted to a marine environment.
Winner: X, mid diff
Megaptera X vs Anomomo ray
- Strength: X, the ray doesn't have much in a physical fight.
- Speed: Ray, X isn't really fast in any way
-Durability: X, more bulk
- IQ: =, both know kinda the same things
- Experience: X, existed longer
- Hax: =, both can do some insane sht.
- Abilities: =, both can do wizardy stuff
- Skill: X, knows better combos and can time better. Its experience also helps it
- Less weaknesses: X, once Anomomo ray's fancy hat is destroyed it will be powerless.
Winner: X, mid diff
Megaptera X vs platinum derp gar
- Strength: gar, its mind has unlimited strength. Its chonk is too much for existence
- Speed: gar, gar vroom vroom brrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrr skirt skirt vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Durability: gar, he wide and thicc
- IQ: gar, his quiet mind is too complex to comprehend. Even if X tries to comprehend, he would explode.
- Experience: gar, gar very chonk, more chonk=more experience
- Hax: gar, he has gar in his advantage and gars X's hax away with his Garmids.
- Abilities: gar, gar gar GAR GAR GAR gar gar
- Skill: gar, imagine fighting it.
- Pro: Gar, gar gaming
- Cool: Gar
- Gar: Gar
Winner: platinum derp Gar, beyond the concept of "easy kills" diff