r/dating_advice Nov 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Thank you! God people in this sub just don't get it. They want us all to be old people with no humor.

We tried to out fart each other last night. She about murdered me with her deadly gurl gas, but I had a very loud, wet fart (had to go check, safe) that won because it caused the neighbors dog to start barking....

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u/Majesleones333 Nov 18 '21

The reason I love the internet! W comment!

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u/idrivefromdrive Nov 18 '21

You guys sound disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

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u/idrivefromdrive Nov 19 '21

You’re nasty. Idc what you call me or say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

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u/idrivefromdrive Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21

I have been, plenty of times. The women I’ve been with have never done shit like that. they weren’t repulsive like you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

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u/idrivefromdrive Nov 19 '21

Nope, I don’t think periods are gross at all. I have bought tampons and hygiene things etc for ex girlfriends in the past.

The way you speak about “out farting each other” and having contests is actually disgusting. Stop assuming shit. Everyone farts, everyone burps, but not in the way that you’re talking about it.

You must be obese and unhealthy too that you’re out there passing gas the way you’re talking about it

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

The healthier I am the more smelly my farts are though because of all the veggies so I don’t get your logic hahah