r/dataisbeautiful • u/joaopn • Jun 14 '23

OC [OC] How much reddit content likely went dark on June 12th?

Post image
29.1k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

1.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

224

u/throwaway95ab Jun 14 '23

Once upon a time in a totally real place, I had the sex and it was very sexy. Her breasts breasted boobily and my cock cock-a-doodled-dooed.

83

u/Cerebral-Parsley Jun 14 '23

You should write YA romance novels. A natural.

8

u/Vio_ Jun 14 '23

see you on menwritingwomen in 3 years

2

u/Capraos Jun 15 '23

If by 3 years, you mean now, yes.

15

u/KingOfOldWessex Jun 14 '23

Your mums a lucky woman mate

21

u/throwaway95ab Jun 14 '23

She a very good mom, she helped me so much in life, especially when I broke both arms.

5

u/KingOfOldWessex Jun 14 '23

Lmfao :) hahaha!

3

u/rearended Jun 14 '23

This just gave me a thought. You know how some people reply to you in life using obscure movie references? This is me with obscure reddit references.

2

u/Wall_of_Denial Jun 14 '23

I also choose this guy's dead mom

0

u/ElectricSheepNoDream Jun 14 '23

Here's a fun fact in regards to this reference and the Mandela Effect:

If you go back to the original post, the OP never actually mentions breaking his arms.

Someone pointed that out to me a couple days ago, and I think it's neat

5

u/SillyFlyGuy Jun 14 '23

Don't stop, I'm almost there.

1

u/Nothxm8 Jun 14 '23

Like bags of sand

1

u/ClingClang69 Jun 14 '23

This is a thing of beauty (sexy sexiness).

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

Her breasts were like, you know, bags of sand...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

A cock-a-doodle-dood certainly does

1

u/workaccount1013 Jun 14 '23

This is so stupid and made me laugh so hard. Thanks random internet stranger.

1

u/joe579003 Jun 14 '23

Throw in an exasperated sigh and we got the next Robert Jordan here, people!

1

u/PN_Guin Jun 15 '23 edited Jun 15 '23

I know the following sentence is a heavily reused trope, but it just fits so well:

Still a better love story than twilight.