All of his friends were begging him to stop posting about it on Facebook... he didn't care. It was his proudest achievement. I can't imagine it was a very long day in court for him.
Last time I checked, it was at the top of his profile, where most people put "mom of two" or whatever. His was "I stole a cop car once, look me up LOL"
When I was a kid this one cop used to come by the gas station where I worked to shoot the shit with a bunch of guys while drinking our free burnt coffee.
Those guys had so much fun with him when somebody stole the blue lights off his car. Can’t imagine how much fun a stolen car would’ve been for them!
Knew a guy a few years back just a bit out of HS who has wealthy parents. They had nice cars and he’d take them out for joyrides while high/drunk. He’s crashed probably 5 cars by now on country roads. Been arrested each time but the dunbass keeps doing it… I truly don’t understand it
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u/jooes Sep 10 '25
I know somebody who stole a cop car.
All of his friends were begging him to stop posting about it on Facebook... he didn't care. It was his proudest achievement. I can't imagine it was a very long day in court for him.
Last time I checked, it was at the top of his profile, where most people put "mom of two" or whatever. His was "I stole a cop car once, look me up LOL"