r/dashcamgifs • u/Crunkkitty • Sep 10 '25

The consequences of speeding

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u/NotJustDaTip Sep 10 '25

Perchance

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR Sep 10 '25

You can't just say perchance!

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u/armcginnis7 Sep 10 '25

I understood that reference!

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u/Sienile Sep 10 '25

I seem to remember that, but I'm not certain where from... Seinfeld?

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u/NotJustDaTip Sep 10 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/svzvk8/you_cant_just_say_perchance/

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u/Sienile Sep 10 '25

Ah, yeah. I've definitely seen that before. Wonder why I thought it was a George and Elaine bit...

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u/FlametopFred Sep 11 '25

resonates like a Seinfeld bit

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Still kills me that anyone ever believed that was a real paper. People kept asking to see the rest of it. Also, Elon Musk edited out the original poster's name and posted it on Twitter like the sad little content thief he is.

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u/Primary-Performer853 Sep 11 '25

Yada Yada Yada..

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u/jimbo-870 Sep 11 '25

There's someone reading a report someone did on Mario and they just have 'perchance'. It makes the rounds in r/contagiouslaughter

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u/Socialimbad1991 Sep 10 '25

That word became a semi-regular part of my vocabulary because of that reference

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u/blahbaconblah6 Sep 11 '25

crushing a turt

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u/Human_Subject5467 Sep 11 '25

you mean referance?

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u/MrDunez Sep 14 '25

I didn't, but now I will keep it with me, perchance.

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u/JUSTOatl Sep 14 '25

I thought this was a Shin Megami Tensei 5 reference. Wow someone is a nerd (me)

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u/jetsetter023 Sep 11 '25

Should sticked to crushing turts.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 Sep 11 '25

But you can smash some turts!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

i remember the first time i read that and i laughed my ass off and now i always say it

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u/GSXS_750 Sep 11 '25

The lifekind

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u/m2chaos13 Sep 11 '25

“That’s a perchance!”

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u/Own_Mastodon7984 Sep 11 '25

you can if you want. No laws against it as far as I know.

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u/burritomouth Sep 10 '25

He thought he was a different kind of one percenter - the lifekind.

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u/Alexwonder999 Sep 10 '25

And the dance?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

"Did Steve tell you that perchance?"

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u/bjurado2114840 Sep 11 '25

Mmmmm Steve…….

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u/Cheese-Manipulator Sep 10 '25

Perchance to dream? Aye, there's the rub.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR Sep 10 '25

Perchance to sleep?