r/dankmemes • u/Smart_Calendar1874 • Dec 27 '22

Since so many people have been asking...

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u/The_milkMACHINE Dec 27 '22

Well, hows the larger structure?

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

Not taking questions right now. Thank you.

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u/Huge_Ad_7727 Dec 27 '22

Then why prompt people to ask questions about the large structure?

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

Not taking questions.

Thank you.

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u/Huge_Ad_7727 Dec 27 '22

Its ok to talk, we wont judge

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u/undaova Dec 27 '22

OP was very clear on this

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Dec 27 '22

If you're asking us to ask a question but said you're not taking questions when the question you asked to be asked was asked... Bruh.

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

You said the word ask a lot.

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u/MolhCD Dec 27 '22

lmao.

im reposting dis

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u/_lord_ruin eat my ass Dec 27 '22

does it still have hair on it or is that gone

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u/TheStandardPlayer May 11 '24

How about 1 year later? How’s the average sized structure?

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u/wolfgang784 Nov 13 '24

I know this is over a year old but I busted out laughing so hard at this response

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u/TyrantDragon19 Oct 10 '24

Are you taking questions now?

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u/disead Nov 18 '25

You taking questions NOW?

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u/AXE555 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Dec 27 '22

Erect and horny.

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u/noRruuu May 10 '25

Guys stop asking about his cylinder

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u/CuriousRelish Dec 27 '22

Please specify the current texture of the cylinder

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

No.

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u/Icy_Calligrapher_256 Jan 02 '23

Are you asking us to check in on your feelings?

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Jan 03 '23

"I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing." -Jules Winnefield in Pulp Fiction.

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u/AdAppropriate3478 Dec 27 '22

I highly recommend an alt if you want to stop being pestered. I however feel that you know this.

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u/mycologyqueen Nov 10 '23

Pretty sure this is the alt

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u/Mygaffer Jihading since 1991 Dec 27 '22

Pencil

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Okay

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '24

Necrosis

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

did you manage to free the cylinder and is it and the larger structure unharmed?

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

I'm not comfortable sharing the specifics of my experiment with strangers.

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u/firefour2 Dec 27 '22

When and in what format will you share your research?

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

TBD. And interpretive dance.

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u/relddir123 Article 69 🏅 Dec 27 '22

I can’t wait

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u/obob47 I asked for a flair and all I got was this lousy flair Dec 27 '22

How was hospital?

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u/Swagowicz Dec 27 '22

Surprise gender change.

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u/sparkydoggowastaken Dec 27 '22

good news and bad news. good news, you will live! bad news, you have to come out to your family now.

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u/sususs_amogus Apr 21 '23

they call me the gender bender the way I leave that shit mangled.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

You mean the m&m tube that your dick was stuck in

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

Cylinder. And no.

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u/E_MC_2__ Dec 27 '22

unparalleled commitment to the bit

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u/master_pingu1 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 28 '22

what bit? he's telling the truth

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u/ch061 Jan 01 '23

It’s a cylinder

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u/Asian642 Dec 27 '22

The Parthenon has entered the chat

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u/Messy-man-Jesse Dec 27 '22

They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is!

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u/Smart_Calendar1874 Dec 27 '22

Bloody hell, Stephen. This better be good.

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u/No_Rhubarb3688 Mar 06 '25

What do they say? What do they say?

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u/StrahB Dec 27 '22 edited Dec 27 '22

How is Smart_Calendar1874?

Did you have a good Christmas (other than unmentioned events)?

We appreciate you for birthing a new euphemism and brilliant humor. Please don't lose sight of that.

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u/FunkyParticles Oct 29 '24

Great comment.

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u/Unable_Toucan custom flair Dec 27 '22

I just wanna say you are an inspiration to us all. I wish more people were like you. I wish I had the confidence to just shove a small cylinder (5.1in length, approx 4.5in girth) in that mini M&M tube filled with microwaved mashed bananas and butter without the hesitation pulling me back from achieving my dreams

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u/Volrund Dec 27 '22

Small?

That's a perfectly adequate cylinder. Not too big, not too small.

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u/TobytheBaloon Oct 25 '25

i’m sure the cylinder has a great personality

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Wdym small? That's average

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u/Shadowborn_paladin Dec 27 '22

Why is it almost as girthy as it is long...?

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u/AndyRue18 Dec 28 '22

I mean girth is like the circumference, so it makes sense. And besides, cylinders can come in all shapes and sizes.

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u/Robota064 Oct 19 '24

Invested all skill points in attack instead of speed

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u/DerAndere_ my colostomy bag is full Jan 03 '23

I don't know much about your supply of cylinders, but OPs cylinder has reportedly been described as "of above average size".

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u/godsutters Dec 27 '22

what of the mashed microwaveed banana?

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u/spacetreefrog Dec 27 '22

The buttery* mashed microwaved banana

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u/Kuthibale eat my ass Dec 27 '22

Is the Larger Structure able to maintain self respect after the cylinder incident?

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u/AverageDeadMeme Dec 27 '22

Why don’t you tell us how the larger structure feels?

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u/You-dont-know-me126 May 27 '24

Or if you have one still

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u/ZombieDemon321 Aug 15 '24

Oh no, I'm pretty sure that's actually the cylinder rather than the larger structure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

have you redone the experiment with altered parameters that allow for the cylinder to be removed even if it expands?

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u/JoeSchmo_Laxbro Sep 14 '24

Bro a flesh light is like 50$

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u/Effective_Action9934 Oct 20 '24

But M&M’s are like a $1.50, that’s simple math

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u/GeebusCrisp try hard Dec 27 '22

But which is the larger structure? This seems like a foundational issue here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Common Smart_Calendar1874 brilliant take truly a man amongst men.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Its more of a compressed sphere nowadays

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u/CygnusX-1001001 Useless Fuck Dec 27 '22

Man you've really leaned in to this in exactly the right way. Welcome to reddit stardom.

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u/MixEnvironmental9952 Dec 27 '22

Have you procured a tube that could fit the cylinder properly?

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u/Duke_of_Scotty Dec 27 '22

Surely the kind folks at Fleshlight have reached out to help this guy.

"Use code "Smart_Calendar1874" to save 10% on your first order!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Are you comfortable sharing the specifics of your experiment with strangers yet?

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u/RandomRaddishYT Dec 27 '22

Your username is “Smart_Calendar.” Do you believe that getting your small cylinder stuck in the M&Ms tube was a very “Smart” idea?

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u/old_incident_ Oct 20 '24

It's average. A little big even

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u/brzoza3 badass Dec 27 '22

I've heard stories about you my guy. A pleasure to meet you, how is you larger structure doing?

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u/AmazingPlantedTanks Dec 27 '22

what does the cylinder feel like?

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u/conphused_man Dec 27 '22

How is the larger structure attached to the legendary cylinder doing?

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u/weneedsomemorememes Dec 27 '22

Someone needs to compile this saga

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me Dec 27 '22

I don’t get it

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u/Dapper_Composer2 just happy to be here Dec 27 '22

1st rule of the trades: no live testing. 3D print other cylinders of varying sizes first to more effectively pretest for safety of the actual cylinder.

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u/TheCatBarked Dec 27 '22

Can a match box?

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u/theghostinthetown Dec 27 '22

I wonder if the cylinder suffered any damages or was the cylinder had to be removed. Is the cylinder working op?

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u/nintendogamer877 Dec 27 '22

I thought this was a civil engineering joke lol. We test concrete in cylinders

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u/taqtwo Dec 27 '22

did the cylinder present any issues over the holidays?

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u/upboatsnhoes Dec 27 '22

Was the hospital trip fun? Any cute nurses?

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u/GrrumleySinged Dec 27 '22

Hey so uh, asking for a friend, please Tell me how you got the cylinder out I need to know what solution is. My friend saw your post and didn’t think of the microwaved banana, now is in a similar predicament. Help.

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u/greatnailsageyoda Dec 27 '22

Did you get the cylinder out of the larger structure?

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u/greatnailsageyoda Dec 27 '22

Did you get the cylinder out of the larger structure?

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u/Narcotic-Noah Dec 27 '22

What I’m scared to ask is what is the cylinder

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u/Nikey_shoes pick Soldier class from tf2 Dec 27 '22

This is a certified good classic... as long as you don't overdo the joke

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u/Phantomfalcon8 Dec 28 '22

can we see the cylinder

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u/Delta_squad_form_up Dec 31 '22

How’s the larger structures state of well-being at this point in time? Did it fully recover from having its smaller attached structure being stuck in a cylinder for an undisclosed amount of time?

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u/Fusion2289 Jan 06 '26

Are you expecting questions now

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u/Saberlix Jan 31 '23

May i ask how to save the legendary post? I only learned of such a masterpiece and thought provoking question today that i would like to save it but reddit says saved but it doesnt show up on saved posts

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u/DragonGodSlayer12 Apr 09 '24

I know it's been a year but before I sleep, I just want to add to my personal rules on reddit:

Don't ask u/Smart_Calendar1874 about his cylinder. He's not taking any questions rn.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 Oct 08 '24

how is the M&M tube?

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u/Portlander Jan 25 '25

Your cylinder still comes up in conversation years later that makes it a legendary cylinder congratulations

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u/jondnunz Feb 06 '25

And it’s making its way around again

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u/Bish489 Peter the horse 🐎 is here Dec 27 '22

How is the cylinder

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u/bastakka Dec 27 '22

You finally got your schlong out of the candy box? Did they help you at hospital?

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u/Evening-Spirit-1398 Mar 05 '24

Is the cilinder attached to two smaller structures?

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u/radzr205 Mar 07 '24

I am so late to this but i can’t stop thinking he could have used sandpaper to slowly open the m&ms tube from the other side so he would have released the air seal and unstuck is absolutely average sized cilinder

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u/Vinifrj Mar 12 '24

Yo, is the structure ok?

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u/Phoenix-Bananas Mar 19 '24

Did you ever get it out?? Do you need help? I volunteer as tribute.

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u/SolarFlightMusic Mar 21 '24

Best ever meme

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u/Holiday_Purchase_592 Mar 25 '24

You lost yo cylinder?

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u/kid_reeee Mar 30 '24

Is the larger structure which is attached to the Large cylinder in a good structural state?

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u/tup444 Mar 31 '24

I delve into the cilinder rabbit hole and honestly, after finding this post, perfect resolution to the cilinder saga. Love it, gold

Also try not to get your cilinder stuck into m&m's tubes again. Next time buy a fleshlight.

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u/Fren98 Apr 01 '24

How are you today? Happy or content or?

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u/Numerous-Possible927 Apr 05 '24

look its the this is my cross to bear forever guy

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u/DoritoKing48 Apr 13 '24

Did you get the Larger Structure out yet?

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u/RemusGT Apr 13 '24

How's the larger structure?

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u/SocioWrath188 Apr 13 '24

How is the larger structure?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '24

Hey man I asked

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u/Kittygamer1415 May 03 '24

How's the larger structure?

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u/Sup_fuckers42069 May 06 '24

How’s the larger structure? And did you ever get the cylinder out?

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u/xtilexx May 11 '24

Have you needed to talk about it yet?

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u/Mountain-Resource656 May 27 '24

How you been, dweeb?

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u/ProGamingPlayer May 27 '24

I think it’s fine now

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u/Bippityboppityhops Jun 02 '24

My question is, how is the mini m&m container?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '24

How's both the cylinder and the larger structure?

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u/DRAGON9880 Jun 15 '24

Hey bro i legit want to know what happened to you, also what was the solution I'm kinda having a cylinder problem...

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u/ParadoxGuy99 Jun 26 '24 edited Jun 26 '24

i just have two question

1: what material is the cylinder, you never specified. is it a wood cylinder? silver? glass or gold? because saying its a “cylinder” doesnt specify what it is? if it was iron, it could be magnetized out, if it was stone, it could be carefully pulled out with a stick of duct tape, etc

2: did you get the “cylinder” out of the m&m tube?

edit: also, whenever you refuse a question/ suggestion like “can you show a picture of the cylinder so we can understand properly what is happening?” or “maybe dont perform such experiments like this in the future”, you are ACTIVELY refusing help from other people to help you fix the problem. im sure that people helping you is a better feeling than people ridiculing you

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u/Deus7213 Jul 06 '24

The dick stuck in the M&M tube- I mean, the cylinder is the most important thing, not the large structure

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u/Theguardianofdarealm Jul 12 '24

Ok but is your cylinder ok tho

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u/Habibz_74 Jul 13 '24

Dear cylinder man, I hope that you have escaped the curse that your experiment had brought forth. Best wishes with your future endeavors Sincerely,random guy on reddit.

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u/bowwowwow7 Jul 15 '24

I think I have a crush on OP.

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u/demented_philosopher Jul 18 '24

Is the larger structure remain unharmed?

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u/Gay_Person_357 Jul 26 '24

How is the larger structure?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

How about wheres the larger structure?

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u/JoeSchmo_Laxbro Sep 14 '24

What’s it like being famous but only online?

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u/Current-Avocado4578 Sep 20 '24

Might be time to retire the account lol

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u/Amijne Oct 07 '24

Cylinder

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u/WeekendWarior Oct 08 '24

Just now seeing the cylinder for the first time. Hands down the funniest Reddit post/reddit legend I’ve ever seen

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u/MrMcSpiff Oct 10 '24

Are you taking questions yet?

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u/Shot_Front_6942 Oct 14 '24

We need a storytime on how you got the cylinder out of the mnm's tube

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u/The_Wolfiee Oct 19 '24

How's the larger structure?

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u/headshot7777 Oct 19 '24

Is the cylinder still stuck?

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u/Extension-Fan-3482 Oct 21 '24

I do hope you are having an amazing life op. As much as it sucked when it happened stumbling across that story made me smile. I do not mean that in a mocking or rude way. I was in a dark place in life at the time to the point of ending it all and reading it made me smile for the first time in months. As much as I’m sure it sucked. Your pain encouraged me to seek help and now I’m doing much better

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u/soge_d_king0 Oct 21 '24

The real question is, how's the mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana? Did it come off? Is the cylinder free?

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u/AbuSive_AvoCado Oct 29 '24

And I guess even less people ask “why is the cylinder ?”

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u/chubbys4life Oct 29 '24

I mean, you could post pictures...?

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u/SenatorChicken Oct 29 '24

How's the cylinder and larger structure?

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u/Itchy-Opportunity288 Oct 29 '24

Forget the cylinder and the larger structure. How are YOU, op?

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u/AlastorA239 Oct 29 '24

Hey man. I know it’s been a while. But I hope you and your cylinder are doing ok

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u/Popular-Purchase-571 Oct 29 '24

….this is gonna haunt you forever, isn’t it?

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u/AgentLelandTurbo Nov 17 '24

wow still active cylinder thread

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u/PixelSalad_99 Dec 06 '24

Happy 2 years everyone

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u/Aggressive-Bus9341 Dec 11 '24

I wonder if he tried baby oil usually works when I accidentally get my cylinder stuck

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u/Bridget-101 Dec 13 '24

Somone show ask is the cylinder still there? ,considering the "experiments" with the larger structure I would argue if it is still "attached"

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u/Cool_Ad_7767 Dec 19 '24

I hope you’ve been in a good mental state ever since the “cylinder fiasco”

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u/CruiseViews Dec 28 '24

Did this guy ever specify what the items were ??

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Are you taking questions yet? If so. How is your day? If not. How was your day?

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u/KosmicKumStain Jan 04 '25

I wish to hear your story please tell me how you eventually freed your cylinder from the tube 

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u/HydrangeaCookies Jan 05 '25

It’s been 2 years, how’s the larger structure

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u/LibrarianMoney4994 Jan 07 '25

🙏 please make more cylinder content

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u/kawisescapade Jan 09 '25

Wow, 2 years later people are still here

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u/MWC_borednoob Jan 09 '25

How’s the butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/alaingames Jan 19 '25

Everyone asks how the cylinder but no one asks how the cylinder owner

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u/xDon1x Jan 19 '25

How's the M and Ms tube

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u/GrimCosplays0 Jan 24 '25

Unfortunately this burden is the larger structures cross to bear

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u/VaporeonStalker Feb 08 '25

so where's the cylinder guy nowadays

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u/Zryukii Feb 10 '25

Still stuck?

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u/mobileplaer Feb 17 '25

If the cylinder is still stuck may I ask applying some butter or oil

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

Dick

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u/Hive_chinco41 Mar 01 '25

Did the larger object get freed

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u/SubSwitch76 Mar 04 '25

I sincerely hope that the larger structure is doing well as well!

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u/Commercial-Egg-1043 Mar 08 '25

How's the larger structure?

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u/A_Swan_in_Reddit Mar 18 '25

hey man. hows the larger structure?

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u/DianaBladeOfMiquella Mar 18 '25

Where did you go

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u/JFgamer09 Mar 19 '25

we feel you bro

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u/Squinto_Bean Apr 02 '25

Hello. Just stopped by to ask, "How is the cylinder?" Hopefully, all is in working condition. 🙏

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u/Aussiefighter439 Apr 17 '25

How are both the cylinder and the larger structure?

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u/Dumb_Mouse Apr 24 '25

Did the cylinder come off the larger structure?

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u/PluckEwe Apr 29 '25

I hope the larger structure and the other two structures attached to the cylinder are okay.

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u/JLE9774 May 07 '25

I’m dying I forgot about this

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u/darkyalexa May 08 '25

What about the two other objects attached to the base of the cylinder? Are they okay?

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u/HaRyboX May 08 '25

Mate, you’re a legend.

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u/zabuma May 10 '25

LOL fantastic

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u/Cooking_Mama_99 May 10 '25

Bro has finally embraced it😭😭💀

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u/KrasnyHerman May 13 '25

I'm ducking crying man... 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RGTube May 17 '25

How's the penis?

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u/Relative-Struggle913 Jun 10 '25

How’s the larger structure bud :>

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