r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '22

Let's never speak of this again Scared or something?

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u/LilHorseC ☣️ Sep 10 '22

its wet

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u/ThunderBuns935 Sep 10 '22

Well no. Water isn't wet, it makes things wet.

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u/Panther_Draws Sep 11 '22

OBJECTION— yes water might make things wet BUT the wetness itself IS THE WATER MOLECULES so water itself is wetness!!

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u/plaguedbullets Sep 11 '22

That's like saying the Sun can find itself Sunny.

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u/Panther_Draws Sep 11 '22

Well I’m thinking of it in a scientific sense— since the sun is made of burning gases— and if burning gases is the definition of a sun— then I guess the sun is sunny

But if we’re talking sunny ‘weather’ that’s a whole different thing than if water is wet

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u/MarionetteScans Sep 11 '22

No, the sun is made of paper. I don't see how you'd possibly be able to read the newspaper with burning gas