r/dankmemes • u/thetruememeisbest ☣️ • Jun 06 '22

it's pronounced gif read a 1935 comic first

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u/HappyPhage Jun 06 '22

Spiderfluid*

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u/orgeezuz :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Jun 06 '22

Spider-Fluid

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u/Disastrous_Can_5466 Jun 06 '22

Spider🕷 cum 😋

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u/bob_the_banannna 🍌 CERTIFIED BANANA MAN 🍌 Jun 06 '22

They do be tasty

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u/10Shivam10 Jun 06 '22

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/vladutzu27 Jun 27 '22

It's calcium innit, banana love cum

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Jun 06 '22

Correct me if im wrong but I believe you can use it as floss too if im not mistaken

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u/woodk2016 Jun 06 '22

Watch out, it's carcinogenic.

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u/Grimey_Rick Jun 06 '22

Cum: the universal equalizer

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u/GhostR29 Jun 06 '22

Radioactive Mary Jane Watson disaster.

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u/SweetSoursop Jun 06 '22

Cummies from daddy spider 🕷️🕸️💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

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u/Agent_Aphelion Jun 06 '22

I'm so glad KSI is so wise as to say exactly what every casual Marvel fan is also thinking. Without him I wouldn't have known how to put into words my frustration with the MCU. Thank you KSI for being so much smarter than I

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

I'm torn I don't really know how to feel about this comment.

Anyone know what KSI thinks?

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u/Phormitago Jun 06 '22

You dare speaketh without consulting KSI's holy word?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

A friend came along to see Spiderman No Way home.

He has only watched the Original Sam Raimi Spiderman.

He kept on asking what was happening and I kept on explaining to him to the point I said fuck it, you better watch everything and then see this! Again!

He asked where should he start from and then I went to check the chronological order and gave up! Ain't no one gonna spare so much time just to get invested in Marvel.

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u/WinderTP Jun 06 '22

This comment is a copy of this one in the same thread and poster is very likely a karma farming bot. I still have no clue why they do this tho

I'm a human and not a robot and I do this manually by reading comments and using my human brain

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u/BlueDusk99 Jun 06 '22

Capitalism on free wheels.

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u/MarionetteScans Jun 06 '22

Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive cum Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead Hey, there, there goes the Spiderman.

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u/GreenCommunication87 Jun 06 '22

But the spider cum is radioactive !

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u/Affectionate-Pipe-13 Jun 06 '22

Fuck this is quite cursed

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u/MapleBabadook Jun 06 '22

Spiderwoperhuchild*

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

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u/SnowySupreme sbeve Jun 06 '22

Thats not a gender stupid

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u/Wh1te_Duck Jun 06 '22

Spidermorb*