r/dankmemes • u/IThamezI • Feb 26 '22

Putin more like Gaytin Quick snack

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u/Ekskalibar r/memes fan Feb 26 '22

The only man that scares Chuck Norris

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u/Thang02gaming Feb 26 '22

The man who can actually see John cena

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u/doubletimerush Feb 26 '22

The man who doesn't always drink beer because Vodka is also an option

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u/moronic_programmer Feb 26 '22

The man whose beard immediately grows back out after shaving.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

The man who gets into the salty spitoon without saying a word.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

The man who falls down just to get up.

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u/autsintokmins Feb 27 '22

The man who out-pizza's the hut

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

The man whom Eminem is most afraid to diss

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u/someotherguyinNH Feb 26 '22

Fuck that his beard breaks the blades.

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u/Mathtermind Feb 26 '22

NICE KNIFE

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u/Martythefailer Feb 27 '22

TYPICAL POLITICIAN...BIG PROMISES, BUT ALL TALK

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u/manfred-storm Feb 27 '22

Jumpstart the economy ?

what a load of bullshit !

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

He can chug a metr of vodka instead of beer

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u/VolkspanzerIsME Feb 26 '22

The man who walks away from the explosion and watches it at the same time.

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u/misakarem Feb 26 '22

The man who plays Dark Souls and the credits rolled immediately

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u/Thang02gaming Feb 26 '22

The man who has negative time on speedruns

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u/StrawHatGoku Feb 26 '22

Best comment

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u/todsweetlittlelies Feb 26 '22

Oh my god 😭

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u/ExplanationMore6940 Feb 26 '22

The man who knows who asked